Oh, buddy... This notebook is perfect for anyone who keeps a journal because that's all a journal usually ends up being, a list of people you'd like to punch in the face, the reasons why you want to punch them…
Give yourselves a hand! No, really! How'd you like to have an extra hand when you're using your phone? Or maybe you'd like to feel like you've got some friendly support when you find yourself in the middle of a…
Highly recommended for fans of the Anchorman film franchise, as well as mathematicians and statisticians everywhere, it's the officially licensed Sex Panther t-shirt! Carefully distressed, to give it that, "Look, baby, I've been a sex panther for a while now. This…
Do people who live in trailer parks still put fake pink flamingos in their tiny little yards? When was the last time anyone even saw a trailer park? Anyway, if you don't know, that's a thing people used to do…
Nicolas Cage is The One True God. Don't believe it? Ask /r/onetruegod. They'll tell you. And since he is The One True God, he must inherently contain within himself all possible dualities, masculinity/femininity, light/dark, good/evil, etc. This explains why he is…
Seeing as how Bruce Wayne is rich as fuuuuuu... This is a suitable little accessory. You know it has to drive Bruce Wayne crazy that he can't have Bat-Gadgets for every little aspect of his normie life. You just know…
Getting drunk on airplanes is not a habit. It's a skill and, some would even say, a talent. We've all seen amateur plane-drunks. It usually happens on flights to Vegas. Some excited party dude or dudette got a bit carried…
Not to get all "Kids Who Grew Up in The '90s Will Get This" on you but you were either there or you weren't. And if you were there, oh man, let's just say it was a very different time…
It's Saturday night and everybody's got the fever! Dancing Fever? No... No, that's dangerous at this level of wine intake... Cat Scratch Fever?! Mmmm... Let's not go with the thing that calls to mind serious infection and allegedly racist rockstars...…
If cats had thumbs, they would all be poets. Think about it. All that a cat does is lay around all day, get high on catnip and demand to be fed without performing any labor as repayment. Sound familiar? That's…
Cats are metal. This is known. You may remember this from such classic moments in cat t-shirt memory as the time drunkMall posted the My Cat Listens to Metal muscle tee. There is no known animal that is as metal…
Remember when they stopped making Twinkies?! It was horrible. For almost a full year, there were no new Twinkies made in America! That's just not right. Wikipedia literally defines Twinkies as an "American snack cake." If the U.S. Government can bail out…