Since at least the 1700s, the locals of West Africa have been chewing Miracle Fruit before meals to give otherwise dull foods a sweet flavor. And we're not talking, like, there's a high natural sugar content in this plant and if…
Who's sick of American politics? We're nowhere near November and people are already losing 110% of their minds over who should and shouldn't be the next President. People are leaving the Democratic Party to vote as Republicans, leaving the Republican…
April Fool's is DONE, son! Finally, the real professionals of pranking can get back to our regularly scheduled program of pulling the rug out from others on the 364 days a year they aren't expecting it. It's so much sweeter!…
Saying thank you with a face full of corpse paint is not metal. It's not as if black metal fans are rude, necessarily. Yeah, we've seen a few goat beheadings here and couple church burnings there but that's not, like, representative…
Looking for something to do while waiting for the new season of Game of Thrones to start? News Flash: you're gonna need something to do after it starts, too, because that weekly wait between episodes is just as bad, brothers…
Do ya feel hungry, punk? The Condiment Gun is one weapon you'll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your…
Do you have any idea how to cook a chicken on the engine of your car? No. You do not. Because they don't teach that in three-years-worth-of-canned-food-and-water-in-your-underground-bomb-shelter school. Not even those people who pretend like they believe a zombie apocalypse…
Not many garden gnomes are on a mission from God but these Blues Brothers gnomes are the exception. The mission? Bringing a classic and stylish aesthetic into your life, you cool cat! Now, drunkMall has featured outrageous garden gnomes in the past, so…
Oh, Japan. What will they think of next. Has anyone else seen this insane Godzilla toy? You'd think it would be illegal to give a lung-powered flamethrower to children but, as it says right on the packaging, there are apparently…
Let's put some questions to bed right away by clarifying that this is not a meat product. It's totally possible that someone out there is making real salami with chocolate in it, we've never seen that and that isn't what…
So your kid snuck back out of bed, watched a 2am airing of Jaws: The Revenge and now has a debilitating fear of sharks which becomes a whole thing every night at bedtime. It happens. What better way to pre-empt such…
One of the reasons everyone loves James Bond movies is because homeboy always gets to play with Q's badass new inventions. But you don't have to be 007 to get your hands on some super sophisticated* spy gear! Pick up…