Lace ‘n Roses Shorts
Wow, were they trying to design the perfect pair of shorts? 'Cuz what's not to love, here. In fact, some of you are already thinking to yourself, "I bet I could make those" - you really don't even have to…
Standalone Pizza Oven
It's dumb hot outside. Some of us have air conditioning situations that won't let us forget it, either. The last thing you want to do right now is have your oven on as hot as it will go, which everyone…
Random Crap Bag
Everyone has too much random crap in their lives. Everyone keeps too much random crap in their lives! It's not gonna change anytime soon, either - because a lot of that random crap isn't really random at all. It serves a…
Silver Thinking Putty
You ever see the things they say in advertisements for fidget spinners? They keep trying to sell 'em by acting like they help with ADD or help you concentrate on stuff. Well, if that's true, then anything should help you…
Golden Snitch Cufflinks
The franchise merchandising that keeps on giving... No, it's not whatever other dorky mega-billion dollar movie franchise you also love and love to talk about loving so much so people know it's part of your identity - it's Harry Potter!…
Black Swan Pool Float
Not everyone wants to float around the pool on a unicorn or a cockroach or a piece of pizza or a personal island with its own canopy or an ice cream sandwich or Kim Kardashian's ass or a floating hammock…
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Oktoberfest is like Christmas for beer drinkers. That means we like it a lot. But it also means that, like Christmas, we'll start talking about Oktoberfest while it's still months away, long before any rational person would start getting hyped.…
Galactic Lollipops
Ever wanted to pop a whole galaxy in your mouth before? Probably not, unless you attended that screening of Men in Black on the second day of Burning Man while tripping your ass off on some stuff that doesn't…
Disney Flats
When you wish upon a star for some flats that are actually interesting, sometimes the star hears you and grants your wish! Shoe brands always treat flats like an afterthought. They're one of the most comfortable shoes but lame designers…
Perpetual Motion Machine
Hear that? It's the sound of all two dozen physicists who read the title of this post and began furiously attacking their keyboards to rant about how perpetual motion machines are "literally impossible" and yadda yadda... We know. This is…
OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101!
Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…
No Duh Pin
Kids these days don't understand what it's like. They got their pokey mans and battery-operated doo dads with the angry turkeys and candy smashers and all. But you remember what it's like to not have any toys for play time…