Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask
You ever notice that when someone in a movie uses a sleep mask they always get bothered by other people? It's weird. That probably wouldn't happen if everyone was scared to bother them, though. And people might be scared to…
Secret Message Pens
How many of you were certain you'd grow up to be a spy? We can't turn you into James Bond or anything but we can show you this sweet set of secret message pens! Everyone knows you can write a…
Nerf Herder Stash Bag
Are you a Nerf Herder? To some people it's an insult. But to others, it's a way of life! (And to many more people than either of those groups, it's an inside joke from the Star Wars movies. Get with…
Led Zeppelin Mug
Millions of kids learned of Led Zeppelin this month, when their parents freaked out over one of their favorite bands releasing a new album that's going to be a cover of an old album by Led Zeppelin. That band? Train.…
Pineapple Disco Ball Shirt
Pineapple is easily the most party fruit. We haven't asked Andrew W.K. about it but we actually might now that it's come up. Think about it. What fruit could outparty a pineapple? Seriously, we're asking. Leave a comment if you…
Wasabi Candy Canes
You may be thinking, "But, drunkMall, it's nowhere near Christmas! Nobody wants to buy candy canes in the middle of May!" Oh, yeah? Well, news flash, suckers - these aren't your average candy canes! Anyone with adventurous tastebuds knows all…
Duck Tea Infuser
People who drink tea apparently love stuff like this. Nobody knows why. Maybe it's all that tea. If you know someone who drinks a lot of tea, chances are good they'll get a kick out of this tea infuser that…
Personal Magnetism Book
Turns out, many people think they "just don't have it" may be completely wrong when it comes to the people skills department. The Charisma Myth argues against the notion that some of us are born with innate powers of persuasion, as if…
Cook Pasta in the Microwave
It's so wrong but it feels so right! Every person you know that watches cooking shows for more than an hour a week will probably disown you as a friend but you'll be spending the rest of your life enjoying…
Moss Clock
If time flies when you're having fun, what does time do when you aren't having fun? Does it grow moss? Maybe that's what the creator of this wild (Pun, as always, intended.) clock had in mind when designing this rather marvelous…
American Flag Striped Leggings
Adorn your legs with sweet and stylish freedom! These stylish leggings are sure to turn at least a few heads. Serious question, though: are these yoga pants? All yoga pants are leggings, obviously. But are all leggings yoga pants now? Somebody…
Cake Pop/Donut Hole Maker
Donuts and cakes are amazing but it's also way too easy to eat way too much of them and then feel sick. That's one reason why donut holes and cake pops are so great: portion control! Another reason? Less mess! Whether…