Floating Beer Pong Cooler
Oh hell yeah! If there's one thing we love at drunkMall, it's gotta be when someone comes out with a product that solves several potential party problems in one item. Here we have a pool float that doubles as a…
Bacon and Potato Chips Chocolate Bar
A chocolate bar with bits of bacon and potato chips inside it? If it sounds weird... Well, it kind of is weird but you shouldn't let that stop you because sometimes weird food is really good! And it really isn't…
Chewable Coffee Cubes
Have your coffee in the form of a small snack! Chewable coffee cubes deliver your morning caffeine (as well as theanine and other supplements) in tidy little gummy cubes. Each cube contains about a half a cup of coffee's worth…
Back to the Future Rug
Heavy! Fans of Back to the Future (or '80s American kitsch in general) are freaking out over this rug right now. This rug is everything right now. It doesn't take a mad scientist traveling through time to tell you that it…
Cute Instant Film Camera
This instant camera develops slide-shaped photos that are quite a bit smaller than standard Polaroid film. Cute, right? It's a unique way to capture those special scenes and moments. It's entirely possible that some people reading this have never used…
Drink and Know Things Shirt
Post-Game of Thrones depression? Fill that gaping hole in your Sunday nights with a snarky t-shirt quoting everyone's favorite character, Tyrion Lannister! He drinks. He knows things. It what he does and it's why we love him. What you see…
Basketball Shots Drinking Game
"He's on fire!" So you think you got game? Get ready to back up the talk by walkin' the walk straight to the hoop with the basketball shots drinking game! The game is simple: you drain a basket, your opponent drains…
Great White Shark Oil Painting
If all art was of this quality then maybe people would care about art? You know, like, while the artists who make it are alive, instead of waiting for them to overdose or get murdered or be dead some other…
EXCLUSIVE: Accidental Genitals
It's the #1 rule of marketing: Sex Sells! Attractive people wearing suggestive clothing or making "do me" eyes at the camera have nothing to do with 90% of the products being sold to us every day. And, yet - there…
Comfort Eating with Nick Cave
Whatever the cross-section of vegans and Nick Cave fans is, this cookbook is bound to be a smash hit with them! It may seem stranger than kindness but who wouldn't want to travel from her to eternity with recipes for…
King Dong Shot Syringes
Think you can take it all in one shot? Now's your chance! Take a knee and show off your talents with the King Dong shot syringe. It's just like all those other shot syringes we've used for taking jello shots,…
Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper
Hillary Clinton seems to be on everyone's shit list in 2016, so it was really only a matter of time before someone went and put her face on toilet paper. That time is now! We try to stay out of…