Pulling down your friends' pants in public used to be a socially acceptable way to hilariously embarrass them. Unfortunately, now that we're all adults, it's a socially unacceptable way to get someone put on a list they'll never get off…
It's not a proper present unless it's been gift wrapped, fellas. Remember that. You can put in the work on those ab muscles, manscape* the mainstage for curtain call and plan the reveal down to the smallest details - but in…
The hip bone's connected to the butt bone when this statue is on display! You know what they say, everyone's the same on the inside. We're all just skeletons banging it out with each other when the lights are off,…
If you like boobs and incense then this is the incense burner for you! Now, straight up, we have no idea how this thing works but it's called a backflow incense burner. Whatever backflow is, we're assuming that's what causes…
In the long tradition of greasy gold chains worn on exposed hairy chests and TIME TO FUCK wristwatches, we proudly direct your attention to this lighter in the form of a gargantuan golden cock being embraced (worshipped?) by a naked…
You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…
Y'all are into some freaky business, you know that? But we're not here to judge. We're here to indulge you in your strangest obsessions. Today, that means bringing attention to these metal tools we found the other day. Don't worry…
Sitting at a computer all day every day can be really bad for your body. That's not what your system was made to do, like even a little bit, so you probably need to make adjustments to your setup to…
Butts are so in right now! Butts have always been in, though, because of science and how people need to want to do sex to each other to further the species and all of that and so on, etc. So butts are…
Yo, what up, dick nose?!? Never in the history of all mankind has it been easier to put a fake cock right smack dab in the middle of your face than right now! Now we're not saying that putting a penis…
There's an ancient Japanese tradition that any individual person who folds one thousand origami cranes will be granted one wish by the gods. Seems like any gods who made that deal would be open to a similar deal for anyone…
Fuckboys are not on the endangered species list but dealing with them just got way easier! Boy Bye Bot is a fake phone number that you can give to any dude who really shouldn't have your real phone number, for…