Lockpick Earrings
Picking a lock may seem like Hollywood bullshit but it's a real thing and it's actually not that complicated. If you don't already know how to do it, here's a set that will help you learn. The thing that is Hollywood…
Nearly Effortless Decision Maker
Indecision is a bitch. Much like regret, it's a pretty useless experience for the average human life. Sure, you can't make every decision instantly and, obviously, if you do something wrong then being able to recognize that helps you make…
Unicorn Backpack
Dillema: you need to look out-of-this-world fabulous tonight but you also need to transport some (but not very many) items on or near your person. Solution: a small backpack with an attached unicorn head! This is the real life. This…
100 Dollar Bill Towel
It's all about the Benjamins, baby! Rest your booty like a true G on this beach towel. While it may be illegal to deface US money, it's not illegal to "deface" novelty products that look like US money. That's sweet…
Sea Pinup Bowler Purse
Who could wait to get their tentacles on this purse?! This style of bag is called a bowler but it's way too cute for carrying around bowling balls! With an nautical theme of grasping octopus arms, the aqua color of…
100 Dollar Bill Napkins
Live that fantasy life only seen in comedy television show fantasy life montages! You can live like a kajillionaire with these $100 bill napkins! You get 20 napkins per order and supplies are running low (obviously) so you'll want to…
Discreet Flasks
These flasks are a creative solution for your drinking problems! Not, like, "I should stop drinking" type of drinking problem but more like "I want to drink alcohol at this event where alcohol is really expensive and I'm not rich"…
EXCLUSIVE: Baconfest 2017
This post is not safe for vegetarians! You probably already figured that out, though, based on the big closeup photo of crispy pork strips. Today it's all about the culmination of all exploration into the meat arts: bacon! Homer Simpson…
Mess-Free Nail Clipper
Worried about someone using your nail clippings in a voodoo curse? Or perhaps you're simply no longer amused by the inevitable search for clipped fingernails after you get done trimming. In either case, we found a solution for the problem.…
Baby Bottle Phone Case
Give your smartphone a baby bottle makeover! You might think it's weird. Okay, it is weird but check it out. Smartphones are pretty much baby bottles for adults. That rush we get from every new notification is like sweet mother's milk…
GIVEAWAY: Emoji Phone Chargers
Phone battery is life! Don't lie to us or yourself - when that charge bar starts creeping toward and below 10% then you start to freak out a little bit. It happens to all of us these days and it's…
Python Jerky
Alright. Everybody think of all their dick-related puns and get it out of the way. You done yet? Okay, now we can talk about this like adults... If you've never slipped a python between your lips and felt that meat…