Sweet dreams are made of this Nicolas Cage pillowcase! Possibly the sexiest pillow case in existence, please remember that many doctors recommend people not spend their entire lives laying in bed. Turns out, walking around and having a social life…
Some say you can tell how good a painting is by how long museum-goers spend looking at it while pretending to think deeply about important stuff. It takes hours (and sometimes days) to see everything in a major art museum, so at a…
Yo, sweet lips! People say lip balm is an addiction and they say that about the boring stuff... So please be careful with these flavors because they're some of the tastiest and most iconic flavors in existence, ones most of…
Someone get Tim Burton on the phone and tell him we've got a project that's better than anything he's done in years. It's a reboot of The Nightmare Before Christmas but set in the universe of Van Gogh's famed Starry…
Don't let armpit sweat get the best of you this summer! Personal hygiene is incredibly important to an individual's social standing. Remember the weird smelling kid in 10th grade? Not very popular, right? Right. But pit sweat seems unstoppable. It's…
You're looking at a practice mannequin designed to help caregiver trainees learn the best methods to perform various tasks on very old people, like inserting hearing aids and checking blood pressure. Now you've probably already noticed that the doll is anatomically…
Despite what the movies would have us believe, you don't have to know hundreds of magic spells or the hidden location of ancient buried treasure to jot things down in a sick leather-bound journal with mystical creatures on the cover. Ask…
Congratulations, you've just won the awareness of this painting's existence! Wait, wait - that's not all. Unlike all those masterpieces on display in art museums around the world, this painting is currently available for purchase and can be acquired at a…
Psst, hey you... Yeah, you! Have you ever been... tickled? No, not like when you were a kid. Now, as an adult, in a sensual way... Tickling - it's the hot new thing! You may not read about it in the…
It's the #1 rule of marketing: Sex Sells! Attractive people wearing suggestive clothing or making "do me" eyes at the camera have nothing to do with 90% of the products being sold to us every day. And, yet - there…
Hillary Clinton seems to be on everyone's shit list in 2016, so it was really only a matter of time before someone went and put her face on toilet paper. That time is now! We try to stay out of…
Celebrate the mysterious nature of the mycelium by wearing one of these brass-colored mushroom pendants. Fungus is actually really interesting, if you're a stoned hippie at a party and you've found someone who's drunk enough to listen to you talk about…