Prank Tongue
The secret to a really good prank is 95% normalcy. As long as 95% of any situation is absolutely normal, then you can really work within that other 5% of WTF to get some great reactions from people. Here we…
Rodney Dangerfield Poster
Give the gift of respect this holiday season! Rodney Dangerfield isn't a dude you see on a lot of fan swag these days. Not a lot tee shirts and stuff with his mug on 'em. Maybe that's because he was…
Sexy Merman Ornament
Hey, sailor! You have to go on the dark web to buy a real merman online, so the best we can do for you is this sexy sea captain merman ornament. If there was a version of The Village People…
Compilation of Bill Murray Legends
If you've been on the Internet any time in the past decade (hint: you have), then the chances are astronomically high that you've read a story or seen footage of Bill Murray doing something that proves he's not only not…
Glow in the Dark Lip Gloss
Who wants rave lips?!?! No, seriously, who wants that? Because the reviews on this product make it seem like a lot of people really want to have glow in the dark rave lips... The reviews on this product also make…
A Human Soul
That's right, wicked drunk shoppers! It's come to this... Souls for sale and anyone can buy them! Great news for anyone who's ever signed their soul away in a deal at the crossroads. It may not be exactly the same…
Hair Growth Helmet
Gaining a little unwanted ventilation up top? Before you get cat butt hair surgically implanted on your head, maybe you should give this helmet gadget a shot. It's got frickin' lasers in it and the FDA apparently said it's totally…
Car Seat Gap Stopper
Stop dropping literally everything you try to handle while in the car down between the gap in the seat and the console. You know you've done it... Your phone, your keys, a CD, chapstick, money, wallets, jewelry, food, human babies,…
Brad and Angelina Masks
For one magical night in October, it can be as though all is well in Tinseltown! Hollywood's mega-couple reunites in a pair of Halloween masks. But if there's one thing we've learned from our October reading (*cough* The Monkey's Paw…
Silicone Ear Key Ring Phone Stand
It's a phone stand! It's a keyring! It's a convenient place to neatly store your earbuds! We're all about products that serve multiple functions here at drunkMall. So, even though this item may look completely pointless to you at first,…
Moustache Sunglasses
Put that moustache envy to rest, ladies and gentlemen! Transform yourself into a wild and crazy party dude immediately by donning a pair of these Sun-Stache Sunglasses! The sunglasses are wayfarer style, which is like so totally in right now.…
Energy Inhalant
Energy drinks suck. Face it, XBOX warrior. They suck. Energy drinks taste bad. Energy drinks make you burp and the burps smell bad for all the same reasons the drinks taste bad. And also, drinking energy drinks supports energy drink…