Cheap Lionel Richie Mask
Lionel Richie has one of the most warm and kind public personas of anyone in the music business. That makes this weird, cheap mask of his face with its cutout eyes all the more disturbing by contrast. It's like some…
Don’t Worry Beyonce Shirt
This is almost sacrilegious but Beyonce is like the millennial Oprah. Not that she's out here giving away cars on TV or trying to start a book club or any of that. But she's an inspirational figure for millions and millions…
EXCLUSIVE: Greatest Hits of The Hype Machine
If you aren't aware that Frank Ocean (kinda) released his ridiculously hyped new album over this weekend, you probably don't need a website called drunkMall to tell you that you're out of touch with what's going on in the world today. But for…
Terrifying Michael Jackson Mask
It's difficult to know the intentions of whomever created this Michael Jackson mask. On one hand, it's absolutely terrifying. That's not even debatable. If this mask had been around when John Carpenter made the first Halloween movie, there's a strong…
EXCLUSIVE: Back to School Gift Guide
This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…
Heavy Metal Activity Book
Bust out the blood red crayons because this is the coloring book to kick the shit out of all other coloring books! Fun for ages 8 all the way up to you geezers with one foot in the grave, it's…
Hip Hop Frog
Sup, frog?! Yo, you gotta get this collectible while you can because they aren't making anymore and plus it's just a dope ass frog, homey! Decked out in clean gear and rockin' some tight jewelry, this frog dances around and raps "In…
Classic Run DMC Shirt
It's like that and that's the way it is! Because the Run DMC logo is one of those things that's been copied to death over the years, it's worth reminding everyone that it's more than a logo. Honestly, as far…
MC Hammer Making a To-Do List
If you think about it, MC Hammer got a lot done in the few years when he ruled pop music. There were the musical hits, obviously, but he also managed to single-handedly make parachute pants a thing as well as…
Hall & Oates Heavy Metal Snapback
Hall & Oates are so metal. Like, you don't even know how metal Hall & Oates are. Because heavy metal, for the most part, is a genre built on precision. Take those first three Metallica albums, for example. (Yes, the…
Pizza Slipmat for Turntable
Did someone order a large pepperoni pan pizza with extra beats? Break off a hot slice for that crowd the next time you drop a needle! Every DJ needs a good slipmat. That ain't really a problem because they're cheap…
Comfort Eating with Nick Cave
Whatever the cross-section of vegans and Nick Cave fans is, this cookbook is bound to be a smash hit with them! It may seem stranger than kindness but who wouldn't want to travel from her to eternity with recipes for…