Cardboard Butler
It's hard to watch movies like Batman and Arthur or TV shows like The Nanny or Archer without thinking about how nice it would be to have a butler. However, butlers are human beings, which *sigh* means you have to…
Clamp-On Cup Holder
The excellence and utility of this clamp-on cupholder can not be overstated. Most of us begin life with supreme confidence, even cockiness, in our ability to temporarily place a cup of liquid on or near important belongings without suffering ill…
Smokey and The Bandit Prayer Candles
You can't get much better help than this when praying for the good old American life. The money, the glory, the fun... mostly the money! Considering that Smokey and The Bandit is the single greatest road chase movie ever made,…
1966 Catwoman Poster
When people talk about Catwoman now, it's hard not to think of that Halle Berry movie. And, let's be honest, no one wants to think about that movie. But the Catwoman character has mostly been very successful and for good…
Scratch-Off Travel Map
Keep track of the places you've visited around the world with this fun scratch-off map! Not everyone has the travel bug - and that's fine - but so many of us get that ramblin' fever deep down in our souls…
Hemp Soap on a Rope
Clean your body with good soap and good vibes, using this soap on a rope made with pure hemp seed oil. "Wait, aren't you a drunk shopping website? What's with the stoner gear?" Well, first, don't be a narc. Second,…
Bullet Casing Push Pins
Like a bullet to the brain. That's what it feels like when a forgotten thought comes rocketing back from the abyss after it's too late. Get yourself a corkboard and use these bullet casing push pins to tack up those…
7 Foot Long Foam Sofa Bag
Bean bags are never as great as you think they'll be. They aren't even really that comfortable and it's always just a matter of time before they start leaking those little pellets that slowly take over your home. But this…
To Be or Not To Be Framed Print
Yes, it's very clever. Quite clever, indeed. "To be or not to be" rendered in the language of a Rebus puzzle. (That's what they call these pictographic teasers like the ones under Mickey's beer bottle caps.) We like this for…
Moss Clock
If time flies when you're having fun, what does time do when you aren't having fun? Does it grow moss? Maybe that's what the creator of this wild (Pun, as always, intended.) clock had in mind when designing this rather marvelous…
Resurrection Candle
Candles have come a long way in the past couple hundred years. They used to drip wax all over the place and, every year or two, the servants would come through and collect all those mounds of melted wax and…
Cosmo Cocktail Tape Dispenser
Having a drink after work is pretty common practice for a lot of people. It's like a reward for having gotten through another day on the job. And for some people (with extra crappy jobs) that drink at the end…