2017 Daily Hunk Calendar
It's always time to look at a beautiful male body when you've got The Daily Hunk 2017 calendar! Time... It's the only thing worse than relatives, as Alfred Weinsten would say. Time flies when you're having fun but most of…
Ex-Boyfriend Knife Block
Everyone has an ex-boyfriend (or someone else's ex-boyfriend) that they'd like to see filled full of knives. But we didn't make it all the way to the year 2016 as a species by allowing such behavior in civilized society. Something…
Like and Dislike Stamps
First of all, if Facebook added a "dislike" option to every post, that would change the world. It would be amazing. Can you even imagine? Okay, think about the last conversation you had off-Facebook (a.k.a. in "real" life) about something…
Cheering Trash Can Basketball Hoop
Workstation a mess? Make a game of keeping it clean! It's easier than you think. No matter how old people get, the same psychological tricks work on us. If something that sucks to do can be made to seem like…
No Food or Drinks Sticker
Every circle of friends has that person with the party house. When there's a birthday party or national holiday or even if it's just last call and nobody wants to go home - the party house is the one everyone…
Electric Chair Light Switch
These freaky-looking light switch plate covers look like the throw levers you see in old Horror movies! You know, like in any Frankenstein movie, the part where they bring the monster alive will almost always have Dr. Frankenstein or Igor…
Reality Mirror
This mirror has the words "it's not true" laser cut into its surface and there's a switch on the side where you can turn an LED to backlight the words. Why? Because Art, that's why. You philistine. Looking at yourself…
Deluxe Bathtub Caddy
Fuck. Yes. This is everything. Bathtub is bae. Bathtub is life. There's nothing in this whole wide world like immersing yourself - with all your stress and aches and tension - into a tub full of steaming hot water (and…
Apple -> Fart Scented Prank Candle
Fall is just around the corner and we all know what that means. The leaves will change, fire pits across America will start to see more use and pumpkin spice everything will start flying off the shelves. That's right, fall is basically…
Bathroom Tablet Stand
Addicted to your tablet? We've got just the thing to keep you from having to put down Candy Crush or take a potty break during your solo Frasier marathon! This contraption is a tablet stand with a built-in toilet paper…
Michelangelo’s David Light Switch Plate
Michelangelo's sculpture, David, is unquestionably one of the greatest artistic achievements in human history. It's truly remarkable. But, since we're all stupid monkeys, all anyone ever talks about his the tiny penis on the statue. So David was a grower,…
Conch Shells
It's happened to all of us. You lied about going to the Bahamas over summer vacation when really you just didn't answer anyone's texts for six weeks and stayed inside playing 2k career mode... It happens! Everyone might buy that story…