kGoal: Male Kegels tech
Right off the bat, nothing written on this website should ever be viewed or acted upon as sound medical advice. If there’s any confusion about that, it should be cleared up when we end this sentence by saying that squeezing…
Personal Flying Robot
We’re guessing the people who designed this thing have played Ocarina of Time at least as much as we have because this reminds us of Navi, a lot. Look at how happy that guy is to be playing with his…
Smartphone Screen Protector
This one’s a no-brainer: alcohol + smartphone = whoops! Give your smartphone an added layer of protection from yourself (and your other self) with a screen shield. We stopped paying attention to these a few years ago because they all…
Sexy Super Maria and Louise phone case
Maria and Louise always played video games when they were growing up. Not because they only hung out with boys who played video games. Not because they didn’t like other things that girls are “supposed” to like. They just liked playing…
Snow Machine
It’ll be a White Christmas - one way or another! Global warming got you down? Tired of looking up at the sky, waiting for frozen condensation to slowly descend like angel dandruff from the clouds? You need to know about…
Ol’ Dirty Bastard Speaker Box
Shimmy shimmy yah! Do you ever feel like the world went inside your mind while you were sleeping, grabbed a bunch of random stuff and pulled it out to create some crazy thing that is just you? That’s how this…
A Telescope
You may ask, “Why have you posted a telescope on drunkMall?” Let us remind you that this is a website for people who like to shop when they’ve been drinking. None of this has to make any sense. For instance, we…
Miniature Arcade Game Cabinet
The glory days of one-button mash fest arcade games are back, baby, and they’re smaller than ever! This thing is so small, it’s probably a good idea to attach a tile tracker to it so you don’t lose it. Tiny Arcade…
Heated Massage Seat Cushion
Being cold sucks. What else sucks is not being massaged, like, all the time. That’s how rich people get to live. Nothing but warmth and massages all day. Turns out, it doesn’t cost that much money to be warm and…
Fake Television
Right now you might be thinking, “That’s a pretty bad fake TV. It doesn’t look anything like a television!” True, true… But it’s not a fake tv set for a photoshoot or anything like that. This gadget is supposed to make…
Grilled Cheesus sandwich press
A perfect grilled cheese sandwich is a truly miraculous thing. When the magical cheese/bread combination is found - holy deliciousness! Though, that still doesn’t really explain why someone would go through the trouble of creating a sandwich press that toasts…
Ready-to-Eat Breakfast Sandwich Machine
It’s a wonderful thing, the breakfast sandwich. It’s even more wonderful to be able to make them at home. Now, we previously featured another great gadget like this on the site but we like this one even better because it’s…