Pin the Tail on the Donkey is a game for children. That being established, we've learned at drunkMall that children and drunk adults have a lot in common. Talking too loud, crying, the occasional incontinence - it's all there. And…
Get out the crayons - it's time for some colorful language! Fucksicles is a coloring book series created around the ideas that adults like to color and adults like swear words. Mixing the two together was the only logical thing…
No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…
Tired of getting massacred in water balloon fights after running out of ammo? Put an end to that noise right away! Every balloon in this bundle is connected to one hose attachment. Hook it up to any standard garden hose…
Trigger Warning: Patriotism Levels are at an all-time high in this post! On July 4th, America will celebrate the 240th anniversary of The Declaration of Independence a.k.a. the birth of the greatest nation in existence, The United States of America. Are…
This game goes by many names. Whatever you call it, it's one of the most simple yet fun backyard drinking games around. How does it work? Well, the first thing you need to know is that every person in that…
Play classic video games the way they were built to be played! The controller for the Nintendo 64 gaming system was pretty controversial when it was released in America. Some people hated it and some people loved it but anyone…
Who's up for an old fashioned pullback toy car race?! The thing about kids' toys is that they're wasted on kids. When you're a child, you have no patience or vision for taking a game to its highest heights. Everyone…
It's safe to say that H.P. Lovecraft never imagined that anything he ever wrote in his life would be turned in to one of the most popular board games in history. Thankfully, the limits of Lovecraft's imagination (as far out…
Go fly a kite! Really, you totally can and should! This huge octopus kite just as easy to fly as any regular kite. Actually, since this kite requires no assembly at all, then it's probably even easier to fly than a…
Always bring a towel. Especially if you're going to the beach! Having a funny beach towel is just kind of a ritual. We really like this towel. And, we'll be honest, it's because of how dejected that toucan't looks! He's so…
There's no RISK of having a bad time when you break out this game at your next party! Yeah! Nailed that one! All right, so how's everyone feeling about this season of Game of Thrones? You all right? You doing…