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Pin the Boobs on the Babe

Pin the Boobs on the Babe

Pin the Tail on the Donkey is a game for children. That being established, we've learned at drunkMall that children and drunk adults have a lot in common. Talking too loud, crying, the occasional incontinence - it's all there. And…

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Fucksicles Coloring Book

Fucksicles Coloring Book

Get out the crayons - it's time for some colorful language! Fucksicles is a coloring book series created around the ideas that adults like to color and adults like swear words. Mixing the two together was the only logical thing…

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The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever

The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever

No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…

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Bulk-Fill Water Balloons

Bulk-Fill Water Balloons

Tired of getting massacred in water balloon fights after running out of ammo? Put an end to that noise right away! Every balloon in this bundle is connected to one hose attachment. Hook it up to any standard garden hose…

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4th of July: Let Your Freedom Flag Fly!

EXCLUSIVE: 4th of July: Let Your Freedom Flag Fly!

Trigger Warning: Patriotism Levels are at an all-time high in this post! On July 4th, America will celebrate the 240th anniversary of The Declaration of Independence a.k.a. the birth of the greatest nation in existence, The United States of America. Are…

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Bottle Bash Pole Game

Bottle Bash Pole Game

This game goes by many names. Whatever you call it, it's one of the most simple yet fun backyard drinking games around. How does it work? Well, the first thing you need to know is that every person in that…

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USB Nintendo 64 Controller

USB Nintendo 64 Controller

Play classic video games the way they were built to be played! The controller for the Nintendo 64 gaming system was pretty controversial when it was released in America. Some people hated it and some people loved it but anyone…

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12 Mini Pullback Race Cars

12 Mini Pullback Race Cars

Who's up for an old fashioned pullback toy car race?! The thing about kids' toys is that they're wasted on kids. When you're a child, you have no patience or vision for taking a game to its highest heights. Everyone…

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Cthulhu Monopoly

Cthulhu Monopoly

It's safe to say that H.P. Lovecraft never imagined that anything he ever wrote in his life would be turned in to one of the most popular board games in history. Thankfully, the limits of Lovecraft's imagination (as far out…

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Giant Octopus Kite

Giant Octopus Kite

Go fly a kite! Really, you totally can and should! This huge octopus kite just as easy to fly as any regular kite. Actually, since this kite requires no assembly at all, then it's probably even easier to fly than a…

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Toucan Toucan't Beach Towel

Toucan Toucan’t Beach Towel

Always bring a towel. Especially if you're going to the beach! Having a funny beach towel is just kind of a ritual. We really like this towel. And, we'll be honest, it's because of how dejected that toucan't looks! He's so…

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Risk: Game of Thrones Edition

Risk: Game of Thrones Edition

There's no RISK of having a bad time when you break out this game at your next party! Yeah! Nailed that one! All right, so how's everyone feeling about this season of Game of Thrones? You all right? You doing…

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