Beer Bread Mix
Bake a fresh loaf of bread at home using your favorite beer! Making bread from scratch isn't that big of a deal. Just hardly anyone does it because you've got to go to the grocery store anyways and they've got…
Life Size Gummy Brain
It's like a delicious zombie apocalypse out here! You'll most likely want to make sure you have some help before making at attempt to eat this gummy brain because it is approximately the size of an actual human brain! According…
Human Skull Cake Cups
Brains never tasted this good! Whip up your very best cake batter, pour it into these skull shaped silicone baking cups and throw those ghoulish dudes in the oven for a tasty treat so fun it's scary! Each order of…
EXCLUSIVE: Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016
Anyone who tells you that you can't win Christmas is wrong. You can totally win that bitch and it all goes down in the main event: Dirty Santa! Everyone has their own version of the rules. Some of you degenerates…
Absinthe Flavor Lollipops
Absinthe tastes like goth girls. If you like that, you're gonna fucking love these lollipops. All that herbal flavor of the notorious green fairy condensed into a little round sucker! It's non-alcoholic, too. So feel free to enjoy this treat…
Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow
What's cooler than the other side of the pillow? It's the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow! It's a rectangular pillow that looks like an ice cream sandwich! What's not to love about it? Made of 100% polyester, the ice cream sandwich…
Cheese Gun
How many times have you been using a hot glue gun and thought, Damn, I wish this was cheese instead of glue coming out of this thing? Well, if the number of times that's happened to you is more than…
Counter Spill Cutting Board
Normally this scene is that last thing you'd want to see waiting for you in the kitchen when it's time to get dinner ready. But don't worry, it's just an ironic cutting board! That dripping effect is more than just…
Blueberry Pie Oreos
OREO recently began putting out some pretty crazy limited edition flavors and, if you haven't tried any of them then drunkMall recommends testing the waters with the blueberry pie flavor. We found these while hunting down items for our Japanese Candy…
Milk and Cookie Shot Maker
Listen, Santa ain't got time for your glass of milk and plate of cookies bullshit this year. Have you ever even considered the logistics of one fat man being pulled around the globe by flying reindeer to give presents to…
EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post
Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…
Hannibal Cookbook
There's almost definitely something wrong with you if the show Hannibal makes you hungry. On the other hand, the show does have a subtle sense of dark humor running through it and the idea of a cookbook based on recipes the…