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Sriracha Gumballs

Sriracha Gumballs

Holy hot gumballs, Batman! Proving yet again that sriracha is closer to a literal religion than it is to an ordinary hot sauce, here we have gumballs packing the immediately recognizable flavor of everyone's favorite red chile sauce. The packaging is…

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1 Year of Freeze Dried Food

1 Year of Freeze Dried Food

The only reason anyone would need a full year's supply of freeze dried food is if, you know, nuclear war breaks out or global warming leads to the surface of the planet being largely uninhabitable or the government collapses entirely…

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Assorted Beer Candies

Assorted Beer Candies

Assorted hard candies inspired by a variety of craft beers. Uh, yes please! It's almost as if you get a little older and the candy makers of the world stop making candy just for you. You can still buy the…

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Slutty Cereals

Slutty Cereals

Start off your day the freaky way with some kinked out breakfast cereal! It's not an ad agency mockup. It's not a joke. These cereals are the real deal, available for purchase and enjoyment right now! Unless you grew up…

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Return to Twin Peaks

EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks

Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…

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Taco Bell Wrapper Wedding Dress

Taco Bell Wrapper Wedding Dress

Upgrade your special day to Bell Grande with some help from South of the Border! One resourceful bride-to-be fashioned her own wedding dress using many Taco Bell food wrappers. How many? Well, you'd have to ask her but just look…

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Green Apple Army Gummies

Green Apple Army Gummies

The frontlines of the Candy Wars just got stormed by a new wave of infantry!* Remember playing with little green Army men? Or perhaps your childhood was bereft of that pleasure but you've certainly at least seen these dudes in…

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Vampire Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers

Vampire Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers

Don't be scared to reach for the spices - they don't bite! Give your dinner a vampire's kiss of salt or pepper with these wickedly cute table shakers! The shaker set is truly adorable. One shaker leans in to kiss…

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Liquid Fudges

Liquid Fudges

Chocolate addicts have a new reason to zombie walk to the kitchen for a fix! These packs of liquid fudge are simply wicked... You get six packets in every order and each single-serve packet is a different decadent flavor of…

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Bacon Gum

Bacon Gum

Chew on the flavor of salt-cured pork with a tin of these gumballs! First of all, give it up for the old-school tin used for packaging this gum. This is how they used to package candy back in the 1950s…

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Butterbeer Ice Cream

Butterbeer Ice Cream

The wizarding world has transported a delicious frozen treat into the realm of muggles! You know how every person who read all the Harry Potter books will tell you that the books were better than the movies? (Yeah, we get it.…

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Searing Torch Attachment

Searing Torch Attachment

You ever sit around and watch, say, 9 consecutive hours of Food Network, well, you're probably well on your way to catching the cooking bug, to say the least... Browsing the sale sections of Amazon... Looking to pick up those…

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