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The Hangover Survival Guide

EXCLUSIVE: The Hangover Survival Guide

Congratulations! You played yourself, yet again. It's the morning after. You're pretty sure you had an amazing time last night but you don't really remember. Let's hope it was an epic evening because your body is paying full retail price for it today...…

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Hello Kitty Soy Sauce Bottle

Hello Kitty Soy Sauce Bottle

You need a bottle of soy sauce at home. The packets you get with Asian takeout are nothing but trouble. Use those and you're asking for a mess. Probably you'll end up using way too much soy sauce, flooding your…

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Twenty Five Pounds of Skittles

Twenty Five Pounds of Skittles

Taste the rainbow again and again with twenty five pounds of Skittles! What if a nuclear apocalypse happens and Skittles stop being made? That's a totally valid concern! Stock up now! Need ammo for a Skittles battle with the roommates?…

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Salt and Pepper Grinder

Salt and Pepper Grinder

No, we're not seriously going to try to talk you in to drunk-buying a two-in-one salt and pepper grinder. Psh, what do you think we are, monsters? No. What we're going to do right now is make you feel awful for…

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Spicy Honey

Spicy Honey

We've seen simple hot pepper-infused honey before but never with such experimental flavor combinations as Berzerk Bees' spicy honey offerings. Their first hot honey was a plain habanero-infused variety, born of a late night (possibly drunken?) snacking session. Mr. Berzerk…

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Condom Cookbook

Condom Cookbook

If anyone knows anything about this or can read Japanese, feel free to leave info in the comments because the existence of this cookbook is nothing but a crazy mystery on this end. Plugging the description in to Google Translate…

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Spicy Salt and Vinegar Popcorn

Spicy Salt and Vinegar Popcorn

This is the kind of thing that makes you wish they could use those tubes from a bank drive-thru to instantly blast food you buy online straight into your house. Pyro Pop's simple motto is "Unapologetically Spicy" because every batch…

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Pineapple Corer and Slicer

Pineapple Corer and Slicer

Tiki party, anyone? You don't have to go to The Cocktail Cabana when you want a crazy umbrella drink served in a real pineapple. DIY all those tropical vibes at home! All you need is a bunch of pineapples (hint:…

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Creepy Burger King Mask

Creepy Burger King Mask

Remember when Burger King commercials started using this dude in their commercials and everyone immediately decided they were the weirdest and creepiest commercials ever? You'd think some people would get fired over a thing like that but nope. In one…

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Miracle Berry Tablets

Miracle Berry Tablets

Since at least the 1700s, the locals of West Africa have been chewing Miracle Fruit before meals to give otherwise dull foods a sweet flavor. And we're not talking, like, there's a high natural sugar content in this plant and if…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ballot Shirt

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ballot Shirt

Who's sick of American politics? We're nowhere near November and people are already losing 110% of their minds over who should and shouldn't be the next President. People are leaving the Democratic Party to vote as Republicans, leaving the Republican…

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Condiment Guns

Condiment Guns

Do ya feel hungry, punk? The Condiment Gun is one weapon you'll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your…

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