Fortune cookies have always kind of been some bullshit... Like, obviously, fortune-telling isn't "real" anyway. But if they really want to sell the illusion then they should at least not have every single fortune be some vaguely positive, complimentary or hopeful…
Thanks to TV shows like Anthony Bourdain's spreading awareness of food culture around the world, all the attention rock bands used to get is now heaped on to food and foodies. People who used to spend hours reading Pitchfork and cruising…
Do you have any idea how much birthday candle wax you've eaten in your life? It's probably a lot more than you think. Here's what happens... There's the whole "we need a good cake" thing, which usually means some sort of…
If you're still bringing your groceries home in plastic bags, with everything we know about the effect that has on this planet, well, congratulations on your immunity to judgement from people who smell like patchouli. But, okay, this isn't even…
Do kids even know about Tootsie Pops anymore? A lot of you reading this may never have even seen one of the "how many licks" commercials before! Here's a YouTube link for those of you who haven't seen it. Yeah,…
Caffeine is maybe the most socially acceptable addiction. Which is great because caffeine is amazing and the fact that so many people use it and it's legal and all of that means we get to enjoy fantastic innovations in the…
There's "not terrible" breath and then there's Tic Tac breath. The difference is huge and noticeable. If it's so easy to have Tic Tac breath then why would you ever settle for "not terrible" breath? You're better than that. You…
If you were born in the late 70s or early 80s then you may have a slight recollection of Northern Exposure as a show you channel surfed right past while searching for Beavis and Butthead or The Simpsons or some other…
Every few years a new "cleanse" comes around and all the Pinterest mommies with baby strollers in the crowded coffee shop talk way too loudly about how OMG AMAZING they feel after doing it. It's all bullshit. You know why?…
Time waits for no man, especially in the kitchen! Mere moments can be the difference between a great home-cooked meal and a surprise pizza delivery night. In these distraction filled days of social media updates and smartphone notifications, a good kitchen timer…
The healing properties of bacon are, uh, non-existent, as far as we know. Still, that didn't keep anyone from inventing bacon bandages! Made to the same specifications and standards of other consumer grade adhesive bandages, bacon bandages do the same…
Sushi is as much a visual art form as it is a delicious meal. Whether you're serving nigiri and rolls at a home party or just want to blow the mind of your local sushi chefs, these soy sauce dishes…