If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…
All those jokes about vegans and nobody ever considers what it's like to actually date or live with one. Two vegans living together, hey, that's probably fine. Quiet nights at home, watching documentaries and ignoring each other's seitan farts. How…
As the weather turns from warm to windy, those gatherings of friends and family you'd normally have outdoors move inside the house. All that sloppy drunkenness, sticky food and social mayhem goes from the backyard - the easily-hosed-off, "let nature…
Hey, adventurous eaters, we found a new snack for you to try... This isn't some kind of beef jerky shaped like earthworms for kids. This is a bag of earthworms. For you to eat. With your human mouth. Apparently, earthworm…
Candy Crate hunts down candies to fit a theme, puts them all in a convenient package and then makes them available to anyone with a sweet tooth and an appreciation for themed treats. Their collections of candy that were popular…
Night owls have gotten a bad reputation throughout history. But that's horseshit because some of the smartest and most creative individuals who ever lived did a lot of that living well after the witching hour. Some famous examples include: Winston…
However pizza became linked with ninja culture - it was the turtles, right? - we're glad it happened because otherwise we'd have to live in a world without throwing stars made from real slices of pizza! You're probably thinking that…
Okay, so, yeah, we totally found this cookie cutter on accident. We were trying to find some cool Howlin' Wolf merch on Amazon, so we'd have an excuse to talk about our favorite Blues singer of all time, and we…
You don't need to own this. Nobody needs to own this. There's really no reason that this needs to exist, honestly. Like, if your life has gotten to the point where this is the kind of purchase you're considering, then…
Frankenberry lip balm - so delicious that it's spooky! If you were lucky enough to have parents who understood that your baby teeth were just going to fall out anyway, you may be familiar with Frankenberry cereal. It's one of the…
Hands up if you used to eat Pixy Stix when you were a kid. Okay, everyone who had a good childhood and parents who loved them can put their hand back down now. Life was simpler then, with simpler pleasures.…
Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…