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Sarcastic Coffee Mug #58208537

Sarcastic Coffee Mug #58208537

Sarcastic coffee mugs are essentially a status symbol for everyone who works in an office with other people. You get a good mug. Somebody else gets a better mug. You gotta go get a mug that's even better than their…

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Godzilla Cup Holder from Taco Bell in 1998

Godzilla Cup Holder from Taco Bell in 1998

Anyone who was older than ten years old when the 1998 Godzilla movie (starring Matthew Broderick and about $128 million worth of other stuff) came out, should remember the Taco Bell marketing campaign. If you think you don't remember it,…

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Bottle Top Shot Glasses

Bottle Top Shot Glasses

Give recycled beer bottles a permanent use in your home by letting them serve as shot glasses! Top Shots are made from the tops of real beer bottles, complete with a bottle cap. (You should obviously not try to remove…

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New Beers Resolutions

EXCLUSIVE: New Beers Resolutions

This one's for everybody who made a realistic resolution for 2017. Take all that "new mind, new body, new you" hooey and stuff it, okay, folks? Everybody knows the stats on how busy gyms are in February compared to January and…

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Larry David Coasters

Larry David Coasters

It's an important question in life and, as usual, nobody is prepared to ask it as directly and often as Mr. Larry David: do you respect wood? Everyone with a fondness for (and respect of) high quality wooden furniture knows…

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Wine Glass Bottle Attachment

Wine Glass Bottle Attachment

Finally there's a better way for everyone who knows they're gonna drink the entire bottle of wine! Don't even mess around with all that "pouring" nonsense... After the wine bottle is opened, all you have to do is pop this…

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Bring Me Wine Socks

Bring Me Wine Socks

When the shoes come off and the feet go up, that means it's time for wine! Send the message loud and clear with a pair of socks that say "IF YOU CAN READ THIS PLEASE BRING ME WINE" on the bottoms…

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Wine Sippy Cup

Wine Sippy Cup

Toddlers need sippy cups so they don't spill their grape juice everywhere. Drunk adults are a lot like toddlers, so guess what? Adult sippy cups! So you've graduated to wine (a.k.a. adult grape juice) and think you're pretty sophisticated, huh?…

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Oak Bottle Infuser

Oak Bottle Infuser

Add those treasured oak aromas and flavors at home! Take a middle shelf whiskey, tequila or rum and throw it in to The Oak Bottle infuser overnight to breathe new life into what ends up in your drinking glass. "Oaking"…

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Double Beer Bong

Double Beer Bong

Have you used one of those beer bottle bong attachments? They're intense. Basically, some PVC pipe and plastic tubing, combined with properties of physics that we don't understand, makes for a device that sends the entire contents of a bottle…

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Big Red Cup

Big Red Cup

Nobody is saying that the red party cup isn't an icon. That's undeniable. But even legends have flaws and the red plastic cup has a couple worth mentioning. First, it's plastic. That means it's too easy to break, in any…

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Wooden Puzzle Bottle Lock

Wooden Puzzle Bottle Lock

Let's get one thing straight: it's perfectly acceptable for one adult to give another adult a bottle of booze as a gift for any holiday. Barring any case-specific exceptions that would make it an inappropriate gift, there's not a damn…

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