144 Beer Pong Balls
Name one thing that wouldn't be better if it had balls. That's right, you can't! Huh, what's that? Didn't quite hear you there? No, YOU'RE a post on a website that it would be pointless to try talking to with…
Unicorn Wine Bottle Holder
Unicorns are magical. Wine is magical. Coincidence? Hardly. Everyone knows that unicorns love to drink wine. They can't get enough of it, in fact. It takes the edge off when people are always trying to hunt them down to harvest…
Heels Bigger Than Your Dick mug
If wearing high heel shoes came with an instruction manual, there would be a chapter called Unwanted Male Attention. (And since that's an accidental acronym, it would be illustrated with photographs of Uma Thurman being a bad bitch.) The thing about…
Now Shutup About It mug
Every office has that one person. Ugh. You know the one. Always making sure everyone knows how good of a job they did with the job but really all they did was their job. It's like, yeah, great job on…
Singles Awareness Day countdown
Hopefully you've already noticed a new tag in use on drunkMall, or at least seen a few posts here and there with the letters "SAD" at the beginning of them and wondered what was up with that. Here's what's up with…
Teabaggin’ mug
Here's one for all you teabaggers out there! The waiting is the hardest part. You can see it on the little teacup's face. He's been patiently waiting 3-5 minutes to steep the perfect brew before he could get to the…
Full Bottle Wine Glass
There's absolutely nothing wrong with spending February 14th, a.k.a. Singles Awareness Day, at home with a bottle of wine. But some of us have friends who are unfamiliar with this esteemed holiday, choosing instead to spend that date celebrating…
Drink-A-Palooza Game
Drink-A-Palooza is a very, very fun drinking game - some say the ultimate. What's your favorite drinking game? If you said pretty much any game that anyone else has ever heard of, it's probably a part of this game, too.…
The Wine Condom
February 14th is Singles Awareness Day. Condoms are maybe the most important part of a successful career as a single person in today's dating pool. Everyone knows this by now, right? Riiiight? You crazy kids... Your wine is no different.…
Magnetic Drop Shots set
There is more to life than jagerbombs. In fact, there's a whole world of drop shots out there, waiting to be dropped and shot. Drop shots are also known as bomb shots or "depth charges" and some of our favorites…
Secret Stash boxer briefs
Hiding things in your underwear is nothing new, of course. Doing that without getting your junk sweat all over your stash is a notable innovation, though, you've got to admit. It's even better than that 'cuz this is a premium…
Tic Tac Bro shots game
If you've ever lost a game of tic-tac-toe as an adult, this is the game for you because you've got some sorrows to drown, friend. See, what we should all know by now about tic-tac-toe is that it's a deadlock game,…