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Beer Disguise Wraps

Beer Disguise Wraps

Hide that beer by making it look like an ordinary can of soda! We're always posting elaborate "solutions" for taking adult beverages out into the world, sometimes disguised, sometimes not. We found The Wine Rack, The Beer Belly and a bunch…

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Clamp-On Cup Holder

Clamp-On Cup Holder

The excellence and utility of this clamp-on cupholder can not be overstated. Most of us begin life with supreme confidence, even cockiness, in our ability to temporarily place a cup of liquid on or near important belongings without suffering ill…

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Rapid Drink Chiller

Rapid Drink Chiller

Cool your canned or bottled beverages down to ice cold temperatures in just a minute with this rapid cooling device! Everyone knows that trick where you take a warm drink and roll it back and forth over some ice to…

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Aerating Wine Glasses

Aerating Wine Glasses

So you probably already know that letting a good wine "breathe" is supposed to make it taste better. But did you know that blowing bubbles into it with a straw is frowned upon?! Yeah, it's total bullshit! Anyway, if you don't…

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Fathers Day Gift Guide 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Fathers Day Gift Guide 2016

It can be difficult to shop for fathers. The last thing they want is another tie. Yeah, dads love dumb jokes but you'd rather get them something they'll actually like or use than another novelty gift that's only good for…

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Glow-in-the-Dark Unbreakable Pints

Glow-in-the-Dark Unbreakable Pints

It's the season of poolside and beach hangs, which means it's also the season of NO GLASS signs posted up on the outside of all the best party spots. If you like drinking canned beer, that's fine. But what's a…

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Mad Men Cookbook

Mad Men Cookbook

Dine (and drink) like Madison Ave. executives of The 1960s with the recipes found in this "unofficial and unauthorized" Mad Men Cookbook! Now, one could be forgiven for saying, "Food? I remember everyone on that show doing a whole hell…

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Wooden Dick Bottle Opener

Wooden Dick Bottle Opener

Don't leave granny alone in the kitchen with this bottle opener! We're talking 8 inches of wooden man parts, handmade in Bali, Indonesia and shipped ready to pop bottles. It's just so... big! This is one bottle opener you won't spend…

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Greetings Fellow Youths

EXCLUSIVE: Greetings, Fellow Youths

Getting old is a bitch... So don't do it! They say age is just a number but, really, it's more like a culture. Every ten years or so, there's a shift in what's hot and what's not. As long as you…

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Led Zeppelin Mug

Led Zeppelin Mug

Millions of kids learned of Led Zeppelin this month, when their parents freaked out over one of their favorite bands releasing a new album that's going to be a cover of an old album by Led Zeppelin. That band? Train.…

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Duck Tea Infuser

Duck Tea Infuser

People who drink tea apparently love stuff like this. Nobody knows why. Maybe it's all that tea. If you know someone who drinks a lot of tea, chances are good they'll get a kick out of this tea infuser that…

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Follow Me Bring Beer Flip Flops

Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops

Strap on these flip flops for your next walk on the beach and they'll leave the message "FOLLOW ME BRING BEER" in the sand behind you. It's a simple idea but it's the simple things in life that... do... something...…

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