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Crows Before Hoes shirt

Crows Before Hoes shirt

Game of Thrones is coming back and holy hype train, Batman, everyone is starting to get real excited, especially because they're all out of source material! Spoiler alert, George double-R Martin writes slow as balls because every time he tries…

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Flask Mittens

Flask Mittens

It's good to have a secret supply of booze on hand! And it doesn't get any more "on hand" than a pair of mittens with a flask hidden inside of one. Pack away four ounces of your favorite liquid pick-me-up…

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Luck You shirt

Luck You shirt

St. Patrick's Day is like the Olympics for alcoholics. If you've been out of the game for a while, you can't just come right back off the bench and expect to go the distance. It'll be a blowout. There's a lot…

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Pizza Slut Sweatshirt

Pizza Slut sweatshirt

Okay, first of all? We are not using "slut" as a derogatory term, here. We own that word, as a label of strength and empowerment. Pizza empowerment! There is no reason to be ashamed of being a pizza slut. All that means…

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Eye of Sauron Necklace

Eye of Sauron Necklace

There are two ways of looking at this Eye of Sauron pendant. One, after the destruction of the Ring and Sauron's defeat, his fall was so great that it allowed his all-seeing eye to be captured and locked away in this…

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Junk Food Socks

Junk Food Socks

Calling all snack queens! Here we have eight pair of the most deliciously decadent footwear imaginable: women's ankle socks with all-over prints of various foods of varying indulgence! You've got your cookies and ice cream, your pancakes and snack cakes, your…

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Fuck Off Sweater

Fuck Off sweater

Fashion meets function! If you had to sum up the Tumblr generation with one equation, you could go with exaggerated cuteness + antisocial irony. Right? Like, "Yes, I spent three hours to look this way and, no, don't you dare…

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Sneaky Snake Boxer Shorts

Sneaky Snake Boxer Shorts

Ssssssure to give someone quite a sssssexy ssssssurprise, these boxer shorts are knitted from a soft and warm acrylic fabric, so it isn't itchy like wool. Aside from the fact that there's a prominent snake hanging off the front (and a…

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Bubble Wrap Lingerie

Bubble Wrap Lingerie

Handle with care! Okay, so, yeah, the chances of getting several uses out of it aren't very high but so what? It's bubble wrap lingerie! Costing way less than similar items made from traditional fabric, what better way to show off…

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Gold Clock on a Chain shirt

Gold Clock on a Chain shirt

Wearing a full-sized clock on a gold chain around your neck, while undoubtedly dope, is a bit inconvenient, if you're one of the few people to never have tried it. Sure, when you're trying it on at home in front…

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Pepe Shirt

Pepe Shirt

How ya feelin' today? Good? Stop feeling good! Nothing is good, man! Everything feels bad, man! If you're scared and confused about being yelled at right now, ya need ta brush up on ya meme game, son! This is Pepe,…

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Artie (from Pete and Pete) lapel pin

Artie (from Pete and Pete) lapel pin

Anyone who watched Pete & Pete when they were a kid knows exactly who this guy is - it's Artie, The Strongest Man in the World! Pete & Pete was a seriously weird show. Go back and watch some clips…

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