Lifelike Tupac Mask
It's no hologram but this mask of Tupac Shakur's head can get the job done! Honestly, it's almost creepy how lifelike this thing is. Like, if you're gonna be wearing it on the East Coast then you might want to…
Black Bear Sleeping Bag
Be your own teddy bear! This isn't a bear costume. It's actually a sleeping bag! With arms and legs and a big bear head hood, it's like being perfectly tucked in the entire night. Seriously, though, it's really not made…
Toasty Hand Warmers
Bringing new definition to the phrase "toasty and warm," these cute hand warmers looks like pieces of toast (with tiny little arms and legs, for some reason) and stay heated with electricity from a USB port! Some people run hot…
Chewbacca Hoodie
Being a wookie has its pros and cons. Not everyone can understand the things you say, for one thing. That's gotta get annoying. Say what you will about wookies but old Chewbacca probably makes it through the winter just fine,…
Bacon Scarf
If starting the day off with a belly full of bacon is your idea of a good morning, why let the fun stop there? Bacon took care of you on the inside, so let it do work for you on…
Bloody Sweater
Now that's a bloody neat sweater! Or a neat bloody sweater, as it were... Printing on fabric has come a long way in the past few years. If someone had tried to make a sweater like this in The '90s,…
Beer Bandolier
When waging war on sobriety, you never want to run out of ammo. That's what the enemy wants you to do but you're smarter than that! So feel free to head of deep into the wilderness, loaded down with plenty…
EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…
CREAM Hoodie
Get the money! Nobody can say they didn't know the deal when you're wearing this hoodie. Borrowing a little design flavor from the DARE campaign, it's a nod to a major key throwback track from the Wu Tang Clan, "C.R.E.A.M."…
Bacon Suit
Girlfriend's dog doesn't like you? Try wearing this suit over to her place one time. No promises or anything but have you ever seen a dog that didn't have a deep respect for a plate of bacon? Well that's exactly…
Drop Crotch Sweatpants
Millennial fashion alert! These jogging pants are for everyone who ever saw a picture of Justin Bieber and thought, "Oh, yeah, that makes sense to wear," rather than something like, "What are kids wearing these days?!" Listen, we're not that…
Futuristic Wraparound Sunglasses
The future is now! And the future is bright, so you'll need some real cool shades! These are the kind of sunglasses everyone in the 80s & 90s thought we'd be wearing by 2020. In fact, some pioneering companies tried…