No, it's not the latest Lady Gaga fashion shoot... (Yeah, yeah. We're terrible people.) It's a glamorous wig for your puppy dog pals! Shown here is a delicious number we're calling The Late '90s Christina Aguilera/Gwen Stefani but there are several…
Of the ten original Care Bears (and don't even pretend like any other Care Bears matter), Grumpy Bear is 100% the best bear. Every other bear was basically the same, happy bear! Grumpy Bear is the only Care Bear with…
Unicorns are magical. Wine is magical. Coincidence? Hardly. Everyone knows that unicorns love to drink wine. They can't get enough of it, in fact. It takes the edge off when people are always trying to hunt them down to harvest…
"Ayyy, lemme get them digits!" 'All right... Here's one digit. And here's the other!' Y'all are welcome to use that but please tweet the story to us if you do: @drunkMall Human strangers are the worst kind of stranger. At…
Very doge! So much drunk purchase! Today's Singles Awareness Day countdown item is an adorable shoutout to da real MVPs of unconditional love: our pets! If there was a Tinder for hanging out with cute baby animals, do you think anyone would use…
The best part about this photo is the finger of the person holding the lighter looks like they've been bitten by an actual cobra in the past. There's no telling what country this thing was made in but it's probably…
What's the cross-over on people who love Pokémon and also know how to drive a manual transmission, you think? Whatever. This is the kind of shifter knob we'd have in our car if we knew how to drive stick. Most…
Here's something you may not know about Teddy Roosevelt: When he was campaigning in 1912, someone shot him in the chest. Since he didn't die, Teddy decided he was fine and went ahead to give his scheduled 90-minute speech. That's…
With a title like that, it doesn't even matter what the book is about. We're thinking about buying fifty copies and discreetly leaving them in the homes of everyone we know just to see how long it takes everyone to…
Super cute clothes that are way comfortable always have a place in the wardrobe. We call this stuff "hangover chic" because it requires minimal effort to mask the ill-effects of a hardcore evening the night before. So it's basically brunch…
Do you have any idea how much money DJs are making these days? Can you imagine how much money a cat DJ would make?! Set your feline friend up with this turntable scratch pad and she'll be cuttin' up the…
drunkMall doesn’t endorse smoking cigarettes but monkeys doing people things is the height of comedy, so, we’ll forgive the square. We still have questions. Like, is this monkey a Shriner? And how exactly is this a clock? We can answer…