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Pottymouth Pencils

Pottymouth Pencils

Take note, bitches! It's time to start getting shit done. Write that shit down, get it out there and wait for everyone to recognize how fucking brilliant you are! Sorry/not sorry for all the cursing but, if you somehow skipped…

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punkMall

EXCLUSIVE: punkMall

Start practicing your "oi" now - the punk shelf of your closet needs some freshening up! Save all the talk about who or what is and isn't "punk" because that's not what this is about. (Seriously? Look at the website…

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Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks

Shaped like a bunch of foods you'd probably want to erase from your eating history if you're on a diet, these megapacks of random erasers from Japan are just about the cutest way that we've ever seen to do away with…

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Wearable Voice Recorder

Wearable Voice Recorder

Ideas seem to have very little regard for any individual's daily schedule. Whether you're a creative person or business professional or, more likely, some combination of the two, then you're in a position where one little idea is like finding…

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Ink Made from Pollution

Ink Made from Pollution

Looks like we finally found a practical use for some of the air pollution humans create on a daily basis. Now, we don't know how this works because we're too lazy to read any of the information that is surely…

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Pushpin Sheep

Pushpin Sheep

Ewe know you can't resist this cleverly designed pushpin set! Keeping notes around is important. If you can't remember all the things you need to keep in mind then you might as well be counting sheep at your desk -…

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Cute Animal Sticky Notes

Cute Animal Sticky Notes

This is absolutely genius. Because if you think about it, you'll realize that sticky notes are almost exclusively used to tell people what to do. Just about every single time you're looking at a sticky note, it's because some other…

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iPad Typewriter

iPad Typewriter

How are you gonna write The Great American Novel Blog Post? You gotta hack and slash and pound the words up from out the depths of your very soul and force them to seek refuge in the storage drive of a…

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Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016

Anyone who tells you that you can't win Christmas is wrong. You can totally win that bitch and it all goes down in the main event: Dirty Santa! Everyone has their own version of the rules. Some of you degenerates…

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Pencils

Pencils

Oh, so you think you're a writer, with your little Apple notebook computer, sitting in a crowded coffee shop, sipping a $7 coffee drink while working on your novella? Don't you know that you're supposed to suffer for your Art?…

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On Becoming a Night Owl

EXCLUSIVE: On Becoming a Night Owl

Night owls have gotten a bad reputation throughout history. But that's horseshit because some of the smartest and most creative individuals who ever lived did a lot of that living well after the witching hour. Some famous examples include: Winston…

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Like and Dislike Stamps

Like and Dislike Stamps

First of all, if Facebook added a "dislike" option to every post, that would change the world. It would be amazing. Can you even imagine? Okay, think about the last conversation you had off-Facebook (a.k.a. in "real" life) about something…

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