I Could Pee on This: Cat Poetry
If cats had thumbs, they would all be poets. Think about it. All that a cat does is lay around all day, get high on catnip and demand to be fed without performing any labor as repayment. Sound familiar? That's…
Naughty n Nice Stay Puft Mug
Some days even coffee isn't enough to keep from turning you into an enormous evil marshmallow monster that wants to destroy an entire city and can only be killed by a massive explosion caused by crossing the streams of four…
USB-Powered LED Clock Fan
It can be easy to lose your cool on The Internet but keep things nice and breezy with this fan that plugs right into your laptop's USB port! As the blades spin, LED lights create a clock that displays the…
Least Hated gift card
February 14th is coming up and none of you better sell out and switch over to celebrating V Day instead of Singles Awareness Day - that goes for office parties, too! Valentine's cards are strictly forbidden! Ok, maybe not strictly.…
Custom Guitar Pick Maker
You can make guitar picks out of all sorts of things with this sweet gadget! As long as it's 1mm thick or less (that's bigger than it looks, ladies - we swear), then you're good to go! Depending on what…
Solar-Powered Double Rainbow Gadget
Everyone knows how exciting double rainbows are, right?! They're SO intense! Whoa my god! What does it mean?! Okay, okay, this device won't make the same kind of double rainbows that we all saw in the guy's video. But it…
Bluetooth Earmuffs
Strangers are the worst. You could be walking down the street wearing a shirt that says "DON'T TALK TO ME" written in fresh blood and still some guy will think he's the one person that has something you need to…
Pie Face game
This game is popping up all over social media lately. In case you can't tell, it's basically Russian Roulette with a pile of whipped cream to the loser's face instead of, you know, permanent death. Seriously, Russian Roulette is such…
Cinnamon Roll-Flavored Lip Balm
Hoo hoo! Cinnamon roll-flavored lip balm has got to be so good... We honestly try not to post a lot of the lip balms that get sent our way because we know how it is with lip balm people. We're…
Stefon Prayer Candle
Praying to the same old saints that people have been praying to for hundreds of years doesn't really make sense. What do you think St. Thomas knows about getting you in to New York's hottest club or making sure DJ…
Jalapeno Corer with Grilling Rack
Man, it's been a little while since we had some HEAT up on drunkMall, you know? That spice is where it's at in life, people! It makes us feel alive! We need it! Seriously, spicy food is just as much…
Cluedo: The Sherlock Edition
If you're reading this from North America, Cluedo is the same thing as Clue. If you're reading this from any other country, Clue is a better name for the game than Cluedo, whatever that means, so write some letters or…