Beer Briefcase
Next time you want to quit your cushy corporate gig, ask yourself, "What would Dr. Gonzo do?" We're great friends with the good doctor and we're pretty sure he'd act like everything was as peachy keen as the American Dream…
Learn Spanish with Rosetta Stone
Ever get drunk and decide you should learn a foreign language? Well, hang on. Give the idea a few seconds to sink in... Speaking more than one language is almost like having a superpower. Society is built on language and…
Wilderness Survival Guide
Another title for this book could have been How to Not Die in the Woods. Hell, we could have written that book ourselves. It would've been very short, though. One sentence, in fact: Don't go in the woods. But…
Bacon Print Duct Tape
So here's a thing we let happen in our generation. On top of allowing "literally" to some-crazy-how wind up officially flip-flopping harder than HRC to mean the exact opposite of what it's supposed to mean, we let people refer to…
Bacon Playing Cards
People make the bacon in many different ways! Some folks got jobs, some folks start businesses and, believe it or not, some people are professional gamblers. You probably won't find any of those pro card sharks using a set of…
Flavored Coffee Lip Pouches
At first, this seemed like an unnecessarily disgusting solution to a problem that nobody has. Namely, how can we make coffee consumption less like drinking something from a cup and more like packing a wad of tobacco in your lip?…
Retro Mobile Phone Case
These kids out here today don't know the struggle. When you wanted to look like a TruE pLaYa in the late '80s and early '90s, you had to walk around with a mobile phone roughly the size of a human…
Stacked Cups coffee mug
Stack 'em high and fill 'em to the top, Joe! You know you aren't just going to have one cup of coffee, so why screw around? Save yourself two trips back to the coffeepot by using this super-tall 12oz mug…
Giant Ear Phone Case
Can you EAR me now?!?! AAAAHAHAH! RIGHT?!?! Right?! ...right? Guys? Hey guys? Okay, sorry, damn! You thought it was funny the first thirty times. It's a phone case shaped like a giant ear, what do you expect? And the best…
Bear Coat from Workaholics
Workaholics is one of the funniest shows currently on television. The episode where Blake spends all his money on a sick bear coat is one of the best. The duders are trying to score some tickets to a basketball game…
Iron Throne Bathroom Decal
Ask anyone who grew up in a big family and they'll tell you about the original Game of Thrones... Getting into the bathroom when you need it! Talk about a power struggle. "Just a minute!" is exactly the last thing…
Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder
The zombie apocalypse continues its creeping crawl towards reality by laying claim to prime desk space with this undead pencil holder. If you know anything about the walking dead, you know that a pen or pencil through the chest won't…