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Brodie Shades

Brodie Shades

Sup, Brodie! Apparently there's an entire brand of sunglasses devoted to this wacky style of throwback shades. In various combinations of clashing neon colors and those boxy "oil slick" lenses, the Brodie Neff line would look perfect on the coach…

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Straw Spoons

Straw Spoons

Life Hack: enjoy milkshakes! Life Hack Life Hack: use a spoon with a straw built into it! Runny milkshakes are a scam but a shake can also be way too thick to be enjoyed by whatever puny straw you've got at…

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Motivational Water Bottle

Motivational Water Bottle

There's gotta be some sort of gene or chemical imbalance or something that only certain people have because all you animals who can't wait to get into the gym and hit a workout might as well be extraterrestrials to the…

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Corona Cooler

Corona Cooler

Keep cans of Corona in a giant can of Corona! It's a mini-fridge mas fina! Weighing just ten pounds, this is one very portable fridge. It even has a convenient carrying handle on top disguised as the tab on the…

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24 Karat Gold Rolling Papers

24 Karat Gold Rolling Papers

Started from the bottom now we here! Throw out the Zig-Zags... Forget about Swishers... You don't even need those blueberry wraps anymore, son... You know you're golden. Now it's time to let the rest of the world know every time…

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Mini Hieronymus Bosch Statues

EXCLUSIVE: Mini Hieronymus Bosch Statues

Anyone who recognizes the name Hieronymus Bosch knows that he's a dude who painted some truly bizarre, even disturbing scenes. His most famous work, The Garden of Earthly Delights, is a surreal clusterfuck of imagery that still has art scholars arguing over…

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Wine Cork Holders

Wine Cork Holders

Hey, winos - here's a cute, Pinterest-y way for you to keep corks! Some of you are wondering why anyone would keep the cork from a bottle of wine. There are a few reasons that don't really make sense. But one…

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Perfect Paper Towel Holder

Perfect Paper Towel Holder

This paper towel holder looks perfect. Like, if there were paper towel holders in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey then they would probably have looked like this. Just a clean white cylinder with a slot for paper towels to be…

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Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Friendship is a magical thing. If you don't believe that, then you either don't have the right kind of friends or you haven't tried hard enough to see if your friendships can be broken. Because the best friendships can survive…

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5-Way Headphone Splitter

5-Way Headphone Splitter

You can watch movies/shows or listen to music on the go with your crew of friends without being incredibly annoying to everyone else around - just use this headphone splitter! School trips, road trips, flights, vacations, UFO-spotting missions in Joshua…

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Make Your Own Gin

Make Your Own Gin

Ever wanted to try your hand at making your own booze at home? We're not talking about moonshine, here, Huckleberry... Gin... You know, the classy stuff! This kit comes with all the business you need to transform any ordinary 750ml…

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Pac-Man's Mini Arcade

Pac-Man’s Mini Arcade

12 legendary video games taken from the arcade and crammed into a Pac-Man joystick box for playing at home! The pixelated Pac-Man housing looks so cool, this is one gaming "system" that's worth leaving on display even when not in…

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