Memory Foam Wallet
This is basically the Crocs of wallets. Crocs - who ever thought that a type of footwear could compete with Nickelback for the title of Most Easily Mocked Thing in Western Society? But have you ever tried a pair on,…
Touchscreen Upgrade Kit
Add touchscreen capability to your laptop with no special tech knowledge required at all! In theory, those convertible tablet/laptop units seem like a great idea but the reality is almost always a bummer. Tablets just can't duplicate the functionality of…
Cat Hair Craft Book
Crazy cat ladyhood knows no boundaries. Right when you think you've gone as far into crazy cat lady world as possible, that's when you realize you could totally find a use for all of the cat hair hanging around your…
USS Enterprise Bottle Opener
Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…
Giant Fist Drink Holder
As if you needed anymore help feeling like a big badass when you crush some beers, here's a drink holder your entire hand goes inside of that looks like a massive fist! Remember when the first new Hulk movie came out…
GIVEAWAY: Face Blanket
There are certain times in life when the world needs to forget about your face for a while. For those times, there is now: Face Blanket! Face Blanket drapes over your head and completely obscures your face from the world,…
Haters Gonna Hate Patch
Get these three words into your head: haters gonna hate! No matter who you are, no matter what you do or how low profile you try to be about it, there will eventually be a hater that crosses your path.…
Vincent Van Gogh Action Figure
X-Men and The Flash aren't the kind of heroes everyone needs but those are pretty much the only game in town for action figures. It makes sense. The word "action" is right there. The little doll has to have moving…
Self Rolling Yoga Mat
When you do yoga right, the world feels like a magical place - and it just got a bit more magical! You know that feeling of walking out of a good yoga session. Unless someone backed in to your car…
Whiskey Bullets
Throwing back whiskey on the rocks isn't macho enough for you? Settle down, roid rage. We got your violent delights right here! Everyone knows about whiskey stones. Rocks you keep in the freezer to be tossed in a neat liquor…
Airplane Seatbelt Belt
Even if you haven't joined the Mile High Club yet, you can take a fashion tip from those jet airliners with this unique and stylish belt. It looks like someone ransacked a grounded 747 and cut all the seatbelts out…
Monty Python Watch
At this point, it looks like The Ministry of Silly Walks may find work in the current administration any day now... Whether or not that ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT comedy sketch from Monty Python becomes a reality in modern American politics, it…