Bear Coat from Workaholics
Workaholics is one of the funniest shows currently on television. The episode where Blake spends all his money on a sick bear coat is one of the best. The duders are trying to score some tickets to a basketball game…
Towel Warmer
This is the kind of thing most people never even realize they can buy and makes such a huge difference to the quality of a person's life. Like noise-canceling headphones and an eye mask for airplane travel. Or prostitutes. Seriously, though. This…
Flask Mittens
It's good to have a secret supply of booze on hand! And it doesn't get any more "on hand" than a pair of mittens with a flask hidden inside of one. Pack away four ounces of your favorite liquid pick-me-up…
Fuck Off sweater
Fashion meets function! If you had to sum up the Tumblr generation with one equation, you could go with exaggerated cuteness + antisocial irony. Right? Like, "Yes, I spent three hours to look this way and, no, don't you dare…
Hardcore Youth Cruz Sweatshirt
D.C. punk is BACK, maggots. Throw a "Hardcore Punk of The '80s" retrospective box set into your 150-disc CD changer! Dump out a 40 of King Cobra and fill it back up with a respectable chardonnay! Don't forget the struggle (to get elected…
Bluetooth Earmuffs
Strangers are the worst. You could be walking down the street wearing a shirt that says "DON'T TALK TO ME" written in fresh blood and still some guy will think he's the one person that has something you need to…
90s “Jazz Cup” Design sweater
This has to be the third or fourth product we've featured with this design on it. We love it. If you somehow don't recognize, back in The Nine-Deez this was the design printed on just about every cheap, wax Solo…
Rihanna Loud Sweater
They could not have picked a better image for this very, very "loud" sweater. Rihanna's Loud album came out like five years ago, sold 8 million copies and had three #1 hits on it. That's pretty damn good. Oh, she…
Mohawk Beanie with Skull and Crossbones
Ironically enough, looking cool when it's literally freezing cold outside is pretty difficult, especially when you can't feel your ears. The frozen ears are the worst part, right? What's the point in spending all that money on clothes at…
Snowball Maker and Launcher
It's great to be alive in a time where people won't rest until every single activity has a specific tool designed to make it faster and more efficient. Making snowballs by hand is for peasants, man! Get one of…
Pixelated Super Mario sweater
Did someone sneak special mushrooms on our pizza? Because we are TRIPPING OUT over this sweater! Super Mario Bros. is what's up, it's what's always been up and it's what always will be up. Super Mario forever! Smoke all those…
EXCLUSIVE: The “Snowed In” Survival Guide
So you were hip deep in your third run through of Making a Murder (because there has to be something someone missed in there somewhere) and you didn't even realize a king hell blizzard came to town and the whole city…