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Gold NES Zelda Cartridge Backpack

Gold NES Zelda Cartridge Backpack

It's not fair that people think adults who carry backpacks everywhere are drug dealers. Look at this backpack! We didn't have anything even close to this awesome when we were kids! It's not right and it's not fair. So, you…

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Unicorn Bandages

Unicorn Bandages

Each box of Enchanted Unicorn Bandages contains 15 large, sterile latex strip bandages. But these aren't your everyday boo-boo bandages! Oh no! These have extra Unicorn Power* and rainbows and sparkly stars! Whether you fell off your skateboard or had…

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The World's Best Boomerang

The World’s Best Boomerang

"THAT'S not a boomerang!" All right, Crocodile Dundee, hang on a minute. That famous boomerang shape we've all known since childhood is a death trap, son. History lesson. Boomerangs are mostly known for being used by the indigenous people of Australia.…

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T. Rex Pinata

T. Rex Pinata

Ever want to shove a bunch of candy up the backside of a ferocious dinosaur and then beat it with a stick? Of course you have! Who wouldn't want to do that? You know, there's probably a person whose entire…

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Siren Head and Camera Head Figures

Siren Head and Camera Head Figures

If there is any sort of context for these, or if they're a reference to some Japanese pop culture or TV show or something, we have no idea. These dudes just showed up in our "Items you may like based…

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Finger Tentacles

Finger Tentacles

It's too late. You can't unsee this. It's real, you saw it and now you can never go back to a time when this was a thing you didn't know existed. Why? Well, that's just how time works, you know.…

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Grumpy Care Bear sticker

Grumpy Care Bear sticker

Of the ten original Care Bears (and don't even pretend like any other Care Bears matter), Grumpy Bear is 100% the best bear. Every other bear was basically the same, happy bear! Grumpy Bear is the only Care Bear with…

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Custom Guitar Pick Maker

Custom Guitar Pick Maker

You can make guitar picks out of all sorts of things with this sweet gadget! As long as it's 1mm thick or less (that's bigger than it looks, ladies - we swear), then you're good to go! Depending on what…

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Pie Face game

Pie Face game

This game is popping up all over social media lately. In case you can't tell, it's basically Russian Roulette with a pile of whipped cream to the loser's face instead of, you know, permanent death. Seriously, Russian Roulette is such…

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Mohawk Beanie with Skull and Crossbones

Mohawk Beanie with Skull and Crossbones

  Ironically enough, looking cool when it's literally freezing cold outside is pretty difficult, especially when you can't feel your ears. The frozen ears are the worst part, right? What's the point in spending all that money on clothes at…

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Popsicle Phone Case

Popsicle Phone Case

Maybe it's too cold for eating popsicles outside at a picnic table but you can be there in spirit with this phone case that looks just like a delicious frozen treat. Made out of durable silicone, this case protects your…

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Burrito Pencil Case

Burrito Pencil Case

That is a delicious looking burrito. Except it isn't because it's really a pencil case that looks exactly like a burrito when it's rolled up. How neat is that? We've seen other stuff like it and we even featured a…

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