Cap Catching Bottle Opener
Stop popping bottles and just letting the caps fall all over the place! That shit is sloppy. You're better than that, kids. Your house is your temple. Keep it clean. This bottle opener - spoiler alert - removes the caps…
Sriracha Beanie
Fight the cold with sriracha this winter! Wait, wait - don't dump hot sauce on your head. Bad idea! We're just talking about this wicked branded beanie cap! The weather gets cold and everyone has to hide under layers to…
Humane Bug Catcher
Just because you don't want that spider in your house doesn't mean you have to kill it. Don't get it wrong - that impulse to destroy something you fear is biological and nobody's judging you. Like, there are probably even…
Frankenberry Lip Balm
Frankenberry lip balm - so delicious that it's spooky! If you were lucky enough to have parents who understood that your baby teeth were just going to fall out anyway, you may be familiar with Frankenberry cereal. It's one of the…
Meat Cleaver Earrings
Need some jewelry that's deadly cool?! Look no further than these meat cleaver earrings! Have no fear - they only look sharp. The sides of your face should be fine. Probably. These are the kind of earrings worn by that kind…
One-Handed Bottle Opener
What a neat bottle opener! The little magnet in the top keeps the whole unit locked in place so you only need to push up on the lever to pop the cap on that beer (or soda) bottle. When not in…
Cherry Flavored Ghost Pepper Powder
Hands up if you used to eat Pixy Stix when you were a kid. Okay, everyone who had a good childhood and parents who loved them can put their hand back down now. Life was simpler then, with simpler pleasures.…
EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only
Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…
Revolver Herb Grinder
Ya gotta have a good grinder, man! We're essentially in a golden age for potheads. The spreading legalization of that sweet leaf has resulted not only in a spectacular rise in the quality of paraphernalia but also the potency of…
Upside Down Beer Glass
Drinking beer from a normal glass is so boring! Do it upside down! Get weird! The Upside-Down Wine Glass was such a hit the other week that we started wondering what other sort of topsy-turvy drinking vessels might be out…
Crystal Skull Shot Glass
Pick your poison and let it take the shape of a grinning skull in this wicked shot glass! Made of handblown borosilicate glass (whatever the heck that is), these shot glasses are of surprisingly great quality considering the low price…
Mini Beer Pong
Big things come in small packages! This teensy tiny beer pong game provides a disproportionately large amount of fun! Hang on, hang on - don't start trying to hunt down miniature ping pong balls. That's now how this works. Everything…