Phone Ring
You've got to stop dropping your phone. You know it's a problem, don't even pretend. Every single time it slips out of your hand, time slows down and you know this is the one, this is finally the drop that's…
Siren Head and Camera Head Figures
If there is any sort of context for these, or if they're a reference to some Japanese pop culture or TV show or something, we have no idea. These dudes just showed up in our "Items you may like based…
Bloody Key Hanger
There are days when a lot of blood gets left on the field. Get your mind right every morning by grabbing your keys off of a bloody hook! Or maybe you just really like that elevator scene in The Shining. Or…
Artie (from Pete and Pete) lapel pin
Anyone who watched Pete & Pete when they were a kid knows exactly who this guy is - it's Artie, The Strongest Man in the World! Pete & Pete was a seriously weird show. Go back and watch some clips…
Batarang Money Clip
Seeing as how Bruce Wayne is rich as fuuuuuu... This is a suitable little accessory. You know it has to drive Bruce Wayne crazy that he can't have Bat-Gadgets for every little aspect of his normie life. You just know…
Carry-On Cocktail Kit
Getting drunk on airplanes is not a habit. It's a skill and, some would even say, a talent. We've all seen amateur plane-drunks. It usually happens on flights to Vegas. Some excited party dude or dudette got a bit carried…
Finger Tentacles
It's too late. You can't unsee this. It's real, you saw it and now you can never go back to a time when this was a thing you didn't know existed. Why? Well, that's just how time works, you know.…
Fabulous Puppy Wig
No, it's not the latest Lady Gaga fashion shoot... (Yeah, yeah. We're terrible people.) It's a glamorous wig for your puppy dog pals! Shown here is a delicious number we're calling The Late '90s Christina Aguilera/Gwen Stefani but there are several…
One Pound Snickers Bar
Have you ever had a Snickers bar? They're delicious. Have you ever held something in your hand that weighed a pound? You don't know? Oh, well, here is a list of some things that weigh approximately one pound: a guinea…
Wu-Tang Phone Case with Five Camera Lenses
Protect ya neck AND ya phone with this amazing Wu-Tang phone case that comes with five interchangeable camera lenses! You gotta give it up to this one. Most band swag was clearly designed with minimal effort other than stamping a…
Wide-Eyes Contact Lenses
Here's some more of that kawaii action! These are also known as "circle lenses" and, if you look at the photo closely, you can see that there is a thick, dark border all the way around the "iris" part of…
USB-Powered LED Clock Fan
It can be easy to lose your cool on The Internet but keep things nice and breezy with this fan that plugs right into your laptop's USB port! As the blades spin, LED lights create a clock that displays the…