Enemy Tears Chips Pillow
If the tears of your enemies don't bring you comfort then you must be a monk. The rest of us need the sodium... Back in 2013, a very famous brand of potato chip decided to #crowdsource some #flavor #concepts with…
Just a Cute Sweater
You read it right, kids. Nothing wacky, crazy, zany, unbelievable, life-changing or wackadoodle here at all. It's literally just a cute sweater. But, like, it's a really cute sweater, tho. Like it would be difficult to not look adorable in…
Chill Blanket
Curl up on the couch for a long night of enjoying content under a super comfortable and trendy blanket! This is one blanket that's good for being used while enjoying all types and manner of content. Streaming content, dank meme…
Buttloose Tina Belcher
This Tina Belcher collectible figure is on the loose - buttloose! Fans of the stupendous cartoon series Bob's Burgers know Tina as a precocious youth. The age of 13 has found Tina a passionate devotee of such interests as rainbows,…
Datable Food Storage Container
Eventually all leftovers turn in to chicken. Not the poultry meat product. Chicken, the game. Because you can't always remember just what day that one container got put in the fridge, can you? And when more leftovers are being added…
Fuckboy Bot
Fuckboys are not on the endangered species list but dealing with them just got way easier! Boy Bye Bot is a fake phone number that you can give to any dude who really shouldn't have your real phone number, for…
Stain Repellent Clothing
Alright, listen up, you sloppy bitch. You think people can't smell you? We can. Under the impression that nobody will notice sweat stains or that speck of mustard from the second hot dog you had at lunch? You're kidding yourself.…
Brodie Shades
Sup, Brodie! Apparently there's an entire brand of sunglasses devoted to this wacky style of throwback shades. In various combinations of clashing neon colors and those boxy "oil slick" lenses, the Brodie Neff line would look perfect on the coach…
Purple Zebra Bedding Set
Now this is how to set a vibe in a bedroom. Is there any confusion about what purple zebra print bedding means? It means welcome to the jungle, baby! You just entered the territory of a wild animal and you…
24 Karat Gold Rolling Papers
Started from the bottom now we here! Throw out the Zig-Zags... Forget about Swishers... You don't even need those blueberry wraps anymore, son... You know you're golden. Now it's time to let the rest of the world know every time…
App Connected Treat Dispenser
Treat your favorite dog(s) in the world to a special treat, anywhere in the world you can pick up a wireless signal! Petzi is a small box unit that's easily mounted on a wall in your home. Plug it into an…