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Pool Volleyball Net

Pool Volleyball Net

Everyone loves watersports, especially rich and powerful people. Because they have their own pools, you know? When you have your own pool you don't have to mix your watersports with other people's watersports. You just decide when to do some…

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Discreet Flasks

Discreet Flasks

These flasks are a creative solution for your drinking problems! Not, like, "I should stop drinking" type of drinking problem but more like "I want to drink alcohol at this event where alcohol is really expensive and I'm not rich"…

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Tiered Betta Aquariums

Tiered Betta Aquariums

Keep several Betta fish in this stylish aquarium! That's right, the type of fish famously referred to as the "Siamese fighting fish" because it's so freaking territorial that placing two males in the same fish tank is almost guaranteed to…

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Live Long and Prosper Oven Mitt

Live Long and Prosper Oven Mitt

Travel to new galaxies of deliciousness with a hand from your favorite Vulcan! "Live Long and Prosper" is pretty vague advice, as is all the best advice. You can make it mean whatever you want really. Because what's "prosper" after…

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Wine for Cats

GIVEAWAY: Wine for Cats

Maybe the reason cats are so famously rude is that they've been waiting for the stupid creatures with the opposable thumbs (humans, us) to finally get around to creating a felino vino worthy of their consumption! You're out of your…

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Giant Unicorn Pool Float

Giant Unicorn Pool Float

Stand out in the pool like the mythical creature you are with a unicorn float! Wait, did we say unicorn float? We meant GIANT unicorn float! This thing is huge! Measuring 8 feet long, you might think you need someone…

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Ladder Toss Game

Ladder Toss Game

Good weather is all about having a few drinks with some friends and then playing some sort of game outdoors which requires some but very little physical effort. Add this ladder toss game to the same category as horseshoes, croquet,…

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Dog Pillow

Dog Pillow

You're probably wondering why there's a picture of a dog here when the post title says the product is a pillow. Take a closer look - that dogĀ is the pillow! It looks real as fuck. Actually, it may look too…

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Mess-Free Nail Clipper

Mess-Free Nail Clipper

Worried about someone using your nail clippings in a voodoo curse? Or perhaps you're simply no longer amused by the inevitable search for clipped fingernails after you get done trimming. In either case, we found a solution for the problem.…

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Crochet Cat Butt Coasters

Crochet Cat Butt Coasters

Take one more step into Crazy Cat Lady territory with some coasters made to look like the backend of your feline friends! It's a view every cat owner knows better than they'd like because cats seem to always find a…

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Shark Attack Beach Towel

Shark Attack Beach Towel

Shark attack! Two words you definitely don't want to hear at the beach. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this beach towel with a bit of a darkly comic design for the occasion! Sharks are awesome, okay? Honestly,…

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Awesome Frisbee Game

Awesome Frisbee Game

While it's not in drunkMall's best interests to have you doing anything except using an Internet-connected device to look at the things we post on this site and then buy those things, the fact is that you will eventually want…

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