If you’re looking for that final ingredient to complete your “Extra from a Frankie Goes to Hollywood Music Video” costume, this is it! We have no idea how durable, comfortable or even vision-impairing these shades may be but, get real, nobody’s…
Inspired by the original design from 1945, the Vornado V-Fan looks and works great. This is one of the highest rated circulation fans on Amazon. If you need a fan that looks cool, good luck finding a trendier fan than…
If you find yourself staring at this mug, wondering how it’s floating, you are not awake enough yet. We do like the design of the mug, though. It’s pretty slick, ultra-modern and supposedly not as easy to knock over as…
Post-it notes are handy and everything but sometimes they don’t give you enough room for the note you want to leave. And then you’re supposed to what? Leave two post-it notes? That is sociopathic behavior and totally unacceptable. That’s why…
Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…
No way - this is incredible! Screw an E-Z Bake oven, give us a mini donut factory! The reviews for this aren’t great but the machines that make donuts like this at fairs and stuff cost like $3,000. So, if…
Sometimes people act like animals are uncivilized and dumb but, like, what do you expect, bro? They can’t go out and get fitted for a suit - they don’t have thumbs! Help your little dude or dudette class the place…
While not exactly a viral sensation, Selfie Stick Aerobics is making the rounds and could be the next big thing any day now. The lesson is free, however, you’ll need at least a selfie stick to follow along at home…
Here’s a nice thing for those “probably alcoholic but nobody ever says it out loud” Moms this Christmas! The shirt says “Screw It” but then there’s a corkscrew under that, so, it’s, like, funny? If you like this shirt, you’ll be…
Nobody at drunkMall has ever used a bidet because we’re uncultured Americans but they seem… nice? If nothing else, a stream of cold water up the backside, like it or not, would give more of a kick in the morning…
Oh, this is just pornographic… “50 Rooster Sauce Recipes That Pack a Punch,” it says… drunkMall loves hot sauce, it’s no secret, and sriracha is a great one. But up until now we’ve treated it as an afterthought, something to…
First things first, these sell out fast but they’re coming back in stock on Oct. 7, so pre-order now and you’ll have it in time for your Halloween costumes! Now, how badass are these sunglasses? It’s like if Andrew Dice…