Rude Dude Wine Holder
It can be so hard to keep a bottle of wine unopened at home but having a bottle holder like this in the kitchen makes it more fun to try! When a bottle is placed in the holder, the bottleneck…
What Would Dolly Do Shirt
Dolly Parton is an American treasure. She's incredibly talented, funny, smart and beautiful. Not only that but her personality is just the best. You'd have to dig really deep to find anyone with an unkind word to say about Dolly…
Levitating Picture Frame
Powered by the sorcery of magnetism, this picture frame holds your cherished memories (even if it's just a photo of that really good sandwich you made that one time) suspended in air! No hidden wires necessary, baby! Don't believe it?…
Bed Climate Control Machine
There's a science to getting a bedroom the right temperature for sleeping. It takes years, even decades to learn this science. Night after night of going to sleep with a blanket and waking up in the middle of the night,…
Scalp Massager
Having someone else scratch your head feels better than doing it yourself. It just does. Maybe there's a biological reason for that and maybe there isn't. We're not smart enough to know things like that and we're certainly too lazy…
Pizza Scissors
Honestly, this is how we all should have been slicing pizzas this entire time. Why is this only happening now? A pair of scissors with a built-in serving tray just makes so much sense for so many reasons. First of all,…
Flexible Phone Charger Stand
An extremely durable phone charger cable that also serves as a convenient stand for hands-free reading and watching? Are you serious? Is this even real life right now? Every phone should ship with these cables because the ones they send…
Brass Balls Door Knocker
You've got to have some pretty big balls to put this knocker on your front door! Keep solicitors at bay by making sure they know exactly who they're dealing with before they even get around to knocking on the door.…
Cold Brew Coffee Maker
Drinking hot coffee in the Summer is... Just, what? Why would you want to do that at all? Like, "Oh, it's a hundred degrees outside. Who wants to go drink hot liquid together?" Nobody, Gary. Nobody wants to drink hot…
Beer Disguise Wraps
Hide that beer by making it look like an ordinary can of soda! We're always posting elaborate "solutions" for taking adult beverages out into the world, sometimes disguised, sometimes not. We found The Wine Rack, The Beer Belly and a bunch…
EXCLUSIVE: OMG Phone Cases!!!
There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…
Pulp Fiction-Inspired Garden Gnome
The garden just got real, motherfuckers! Here we have the "Say What Again" Garden Gnome, which is heavily influenced by the character of Jules from Pulp Fiction. Note that we're not saying this gnome is supposed to actually be Jules.…