Bottle Opener Kitchen Scissors
You know how it is. You're in the kitchen, slicing up some meats and it suddenly occurs to you that you've not yet had a beer. While that beer may not be a part of any recipe and it obviously…
Pirate Pet Costume
Aye, it's high time for all landlubber vermin mice to walk the plank, mateys! Cats already act like they're the boss of everything so go ahead make it official. Come here, Mr. Whiskers! It's time you became Captain Whiskers, the…
Wax Rope Candle
This candle has a timer built in to the design! Pretty much every candle will burn as long as you let it. Not necessarily a good thing. Houses have burned down because of it, for sure. This candle isn't like…
Nicolas Cage Pillowcases
Sweet dreams are made of this Nicolas Cage pillowcase! Possibly the sexiest pillow case in existence, please remember that many doctors recommend people not spend their entire lives laying in bed. Turns out, walking around and having a social life…
Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go... over to the home bar and pour a stiff drink at the end of the day! Whatever possessed humans to build water fountains with little peeing boys, the same thing lead to the…
Beach Spike Cup Holders
Ah, yes, a well-deserved day at the beach! The sun and sand, the crashing waves... What a way to relax! Speaking of relaxation, you'll be having beverages, no doubt. And one thing the beach doesn't have is cupholders. Whether you're…
Irish Chocolate Truffles
Oh, it's like a dream come true! Chocolate probably isn't high on the list of things you think of when someone mentions Ireland but it's a Hell of a lot closer to Switzerland than Hershey, Pennsylvania - and everyone knows…
Starry Nightmare Before Christmas Pillow Cover
Someone get Tim Burton on the phone and tell him we've got a project that's better than anything he's done in years. It's a reboot of The Nightmare Before Christmas but set in the universe of Van Gogh's famed Starry…
Adjustable Measuring Cup
Everyone has that one drawer in their kitchen that's way too full of way too many cooking tools, like wooden spoons, egg whisks, food tongs and every measuring spoon/cup on the face of the planet except for the one you…
Automatic Jar Opener
Give your hands a break and let the robots open those tightly sealed jars! Listen, nobody's saying you can't get the jar open on your own. We don't doubt anyone's strength or creativity when it comes to opening a stuck…
Golf Dice Game
If you've ever gone through a Yahtzee phase, then you need to check out GOLO! It's called the "golf dice" game but if you ask us it's way more fun than actual golf. (Don't send us any caps lock emails,…
Wooden Spoon Rest
Keep it clean in the kitchen with a classy little spoon rest! Cooking at home is actually fun but a lot of people don't do it because it just feels like making a big mess that has to be dealt…