Nespresso Intense Family Pack
IS YOUR FAMILY JUST TOO INTENSE FOR REGULAR VARIETY FAMILY PACKS OF SINGLE SERVE COFFEE DRINKS?!?! WELL PAUSE YOUR DVR RECORDING OF THE X GAMES FOR A MINUTE AND HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES BECAUSE WE FOUND JUST THE THING…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
So, the second Presidential debate happened earlier tonight and - full disclosure - this post is being written on September 30th, so we haven't actually seen the debate (because it won't be happening for another week) but if it's anything like…
Triceratops Dog Hat
Take your puppy back to prehistoric times this Halloween with a triceratops hat! If you're having a big party at home, the dog might be confused about all those monsters and slutty cats that smell just like the people who…
1980s Candy Crate
Candy Crate hunts down candies to fit a theme, puts them all in a convenient package and then makes them available to anyone with a sweet tooth and an appreciation for themed treats. Their collections of candy that were popular…
Math Jokes Tote Bag
This product was made for two kinds of people: Math teachers people who need to buy a present for Math teachers It's a singular sense of humor. And you don't have to have it or even understand it. Just trust…
Elvira Leggings
Calling all Mistresses of the Dark! We found your new favorite pair of leggings. It's slightly confusing when you first see it because you're looking at skintight leggings that feature a high quality image of a woman baring her own…
Hooded Cow Onesie
"Honey, you look just like a cow in your new pajamas." Not high on the list of things you should say to your significant other in most normal situations. But this hooded cow onesie showing up in the mail is…
Life Size Horse Lamp
Whoa, Nelly... Here's an, uh, interesting choice in furniture. It's like a lamp, except on top of a full-size statue of a horse. Or, here's another way to look at it. If you've ever wanted a modern art style replica…
Howling Wolf Cookie Cutter
Okay, so, yeah, we totally found this cookie cutter on accident. We were trying to find some cool Howlin' Wolf merch on Amazon, so we'd have an excuse to talk about our favorite Blues singer of all time, and we…
Tabby Cat Salt and Pepper Holder
A salt and pepper holder for all the cat lovers! It's like a totally cute and helpful tabby cat always there with the spices you want to punch up your meal. Which is a cute fantasy because cats are not…
Humane Bug Catcher
Just because you don't want that spider in your house doesn't mean you have to kill it. Don't get it wrong - that impulse to destroy something you fear is biological and nobody's judging you. Like, there are probably even…
Guinness Slippers
Stay warm through the winter with a nice pint of Guinness... on each one of your feet! Even though Betty the Intern has an Irish uncle who swears soaking his feet in warm Guinness is great for his eczema (disclaimer:…