Teetering Board Game
You know what board games need? More action! Remember how much fun playing a game of Mousetrap used to be? It's because of all the moving parts! Forget about all those board games that just sit there - give us…
Booger Guy Egg Yolk Separator
Separating egg yolks and egg whites is a total pain but it just got a whole lot grosser! Wait - easier. Separating eggs just got a whole lot easier! Simply crack eggs in to the top of the container, as…
Sloth Stripper Shower Curtain
How'd you like to have a fabulous stripper sloth waiting for you in the bathroom every day? Easily done with this shower curtain! A purplish-pink background sets the stage for this mildest of beasts to perform on the pole for…
EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
Easy Snow Removal System
Small fortunes have been made off of how precarious and sketchy a task it can be to remove snow from the roof of a house. There's probably a shelf in the America's Funniest Home Videos vault somewhere dedicated exclusively to…
Charcoal Face Mask
Charcoal face masks are a huge trend right now. We can't really read the packaging on this one because we had to look for a charcoal face mask marketed to other countries, for obvious reasons. Oh, the reasons aren't obvious?…
Cat Hair Craft Book
Crazy cat ladyhood knows no boundaries. Right when you think you've gone as far into crazy cat lady world as possible, that's when you realize you could totally find a use for all of the cat hair hanging around your…
Self Rolling Yoga Mat
When you do yoga right, the world feels like a magical place - and it just got a bit more magical! You know that feeling of walking out of a good yoga session. Unless someone backed in to your car…
Whiskey Bullets
Throwing back whiskey on the rocks isn't macho enough for you? Settle down, roid rage. We got your violent delights right here! Everyone knows about whiskey stones. Rocks you keep in the freezer to be tossed in a neat liquor…
Hot Dog Toaster
Make having hot dogs at home just as convenient as it is to have hot dogs anywhere else! [WARNING: if eating hot dogs is not something you should be doing for any reason at all, stop reading this post right…
EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells
You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…
Wall Mounted Bookmark
Reading a book before bed is the move. It's gotta be a real book, too, kids. Turns out staring at your beloved phone screen before bed is exactly the worst thing you can do before bed. Something about the kind…