Phone Ring
You've got to stop dropping your phone. You know it's a problem, don't even pretend. Every single time it slips out of your hand, time slows down and you know this is the one, this is finally the drop that's…
Carry-On Cocktail Kit
Getting drunk on airplanes is not a habit. It's a skill and, some would even say, a talent. We've all seen amateur plane-drunks. It usually happens on flights to Vegas. Some excited party dude or dudette got a bit carried…
Homemade Twinkies Machine
Remember when they stopped making Twinkies?! It was horrible. For almost a full year, there were no new Twinkies made in America! That's just not right. Wikipedia literally defines Twinkies as an "American snack cake." If the U.S. Government can bail out…
Flask-in-a-Bible
Have you ever heard the phrase, "[person] always had a Bible in one hand and a bottle in the other"? Yeah, well, what about people who only have one hand? (Yeah, maybe you should try thinking before you say something…
USB-Powered LED Clock Fan
It can be easy to lose your cool on The Internet but keep things nice and breezy with this fan that plugs right into your laptop's USB port! As the blades spin, LED lights create a clock that displays the…
144 Beer Pong Balls
Name one thing that wouldn't be better if it had balls. That's right, you can't! Huh, what's that? Didn't quite hear you there? No, YOU'RE a post on a website that it would be pointless to try talking to with…
Everything Is Bullshit book
Happy Singles Awareness Day, everybody! Everything Is Bullshit wraps up our S.A.D. Countdown for 2015 because a lot of the "traditions" of being in a relationship are 100% ridiculous, downright cruel, even. Did you see Blood Diamond? Watch Blood Diamond…
Silk Suit Pajamas
Finally! A sleepwear solution for all the people who have to be ready to attend emergency formal functions at any hour of the day! The James Bond cosplay crowd ought to be stoked about this, for sure. Okay, let's break down what we're…
Custom Guitar Pick Maker
You can make guitar picks out of all sorts of things with this sweet gadget! As long as it's 1mm thick or less (that's bigger than it looks, ladies - we swear), then you're good to go! Depending on what…
Bluetooth Earmuffs
Strangers are the worst. You could be walking down the street wearing a shirt that says "DON'T TALK TO ME" written in fresh blood and still some guy will think he's the one person that has something you need to…
Magnetic Drop Shots set
There is more to life than jagerbombs. In fact, there's a whole world of drop shots out there, waiting to be dropped and shot. Drop shots are also known as bomb shots or "depth charges" and some of our favorites…
Carma Sutra Auto-Erotic Handbook
Is there another situation more fraught with sexual tension than a road trip? The obvious answer is "Netflix & Chill" but that's not even close. There are so many potential distractions there it's actually surprising that people think it's a…