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Future Shades Party Glasses

Future Shades Party Glasses

Party like a cyborg from the 1980s version of the future with some outrageously versatile LED shades! These differ from a lot of the light-up gear previously posted on drunkMall in two ways. One, the quality of LEDs is much higher,…

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Party Toilet Night Light

Illumibowl Toilet Light

Sick of those boring trips to the toilet in the middle of the night? Of course you are! Who isn't? It's like you're asleep, having an a-ma-zing time with Hugh Jackman letting you in on the secret that they really did…

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LED Shoelaces

LED Shoelaces

Transform any pair of lace up shoes into glowing set of kicks! Those sneaks with the LED soles are lit, for sure. They've even got a bunch of rad variations and styling options with them. But if you've got a…

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Rear Window Emoticon Sign

Rear Window Emoticon Sign

Let everyone else on the road know exactly how you feel! Well, as long as they're behind you... Probably some day we'll all be able to let drivers all around us know how much they're ruining our day but for…

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Beer Pong Action Light

Beer Pong Action Light

Jazz up your beer pong area with a cool LED sign! The red lights clearly state that, yes, this is indeed a designated area set aside for the purpose of playing the magnificent game of beer pong upon the beer…

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Under the Bed Night Light

Under the Bed Night Light

Now this is something everyone who isn't sleeping on a dumpster mattress down on the floor could really use in their home. Studies have shown that a pitch black room is best for proper sleeping. Blackout curtains are really popular right…

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Minimalist Arc Lamp

Minimalist Arc Lamp

Finding a lamp like this makes it so easy to feel like you have good taste and can decorate your home or office like a mature adult. Look at this freaking thing! It's like someone managed to get one, single…

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Skateboard Lights

Skateboard Lights

Trick out your skateboard with these awesome lighting kits! It's truly a shame that these didn't exist in The '80s, during the epic heyday of American Skateboarding Cinema. Because there will probably never be another wave of movies like that…

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Human's Best Friend

EXCLUSIVE: Human’s Best Friend

Humans don't deserve dogs. They're the greatest. No matter what stupid shit you did at work that day or who thinks you're the worst person they've ever met, if you take good care of a dog then that creature will…

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LED Shot Glasses

LED Shot Cups

It's lit, it's lit!!!! Next time the party's ready to throw down some shots, make sure it's super lit with some LED shots! Standard 2oz. capacity, made of hard durable plastic and loaded with an LED unit in the base…

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LED Bubble Gun

LED Bubble Gun

Are you so tired of blowing your own bubbles???? You're in luck! Because probably some time like 30 years ago but we don't know because we weren't paying attention - some person came up with the idea for a gun that blows…

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Faceless Watch

Faceless Watch

Finally! There's no reason for a watch to have a face in 2016. Think about it. What is a watch? It's literally a clock, shrunk down and strapped to a person's wrist. That is Stone Age technology, at this point.…

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