Spartan’s Shield Knife Block
This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAA! Ok, no, this is your kitchen. But your kitchen could be way more badass with this knife block on the counter! Handcrafted in America by Artisans and all that other stuff you have to say now that…
Domo monster toaster
DOMO! Domo is the cutest monster. Now we can have breakfast with Domo every morning because he’ll be toasted into our bread! We don’t know how it works but the Domo toaster heats an image of Domo into slices of…
DIY Bacon Bowls
Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…
Automatic Miniature Donut Making Machine
No way - this is incredible! Screw an E-Z Bake oven, give us a mini donut factory! The reviews for this aren’t great but the machines that make donuts like this at fairs and stuff cost like $3,000. So, if…
Pizza Cones Kit
How is it possible to go from not knowing a thing exists to needing it more than anything in less than two minutes? We don’t know but pizza cones have got us feeling some kind of way! The kit comes…
Never Soggy, Always Crunchy cereal bowl
Welp, looks like we’re going to be buying way more cereal to make up for all of the soggy bullshit we ate as kids because nobody was smart enough to invent this… This bowl is so simple and awesome! There’s…
Classic Red and White Striped Paper Straws
We didn’t even know they still made these! The exact last thing you would ever want to do with these straws is use them to drink something. You might make it 15 minutes into a drink before the paper starts…
Magnetic Bottle Hanger
This is human ingenuity at its finest! These strips of Strong Like Bull magnets attach to the ceiling of your fridge with super strong 3M VHB adhesive. All you have to do is peel off the cover and firmly secure…
3,000 “Jazzy ‘90s” Design Wax Paper Cups
You may not even realize you missed seeing this design everywhere until this very moment. But, now, it’s here before you and the nostalgia, it’s taking over… Buying 10 or 20 of these cups, hardly worth a laugh - but…
Margaritaville Mixed Drink Machine
Finally, you can serve your guests commercially franchised (and, one assumes, cleverly named) mixed drinks in the comfort of your very own home! This deluxe mixed drink machine comes ready to party - just add booze! This mixed drink maker…
Citrus Juicer
Juicing lemons is bullshit. This juicer makes short work of squeezing both lemons and limes dry, while also filtering out the seeds! Hit up Pinterest for probably five thousand ideas of what to do with those lemon seeds cuz we…
Rotating Pizza Oven
Never again shall mankind suffer the fate of burnt crust and a frozen middle! Give this bad boy a place on your countertop and your pizza game will be forever changed! Also works really well with other types of food…