Stefon Prayer Candle
Praying to the same old saints that people have been praying to for hundreds of years doesn't really make sense. What do you think St. Thomas knows about getting you in to New York's hottest club or making sure DJ…
Cluedo: The Sherlock Edition
If you're reading this from North America, Cluedo is the same thing as Clue. If you're reading this from any other country, Clue is a better name for the game than Cluedo, whatever that means, so write some letters or…
Men’s Ass-less Helicopter Twerk Briefs
Take a second and really let what you're looking at sink in to your mind and imagination. Yes, that hole is for that part and that other hole is for that other part. And, yes, those are a series of…
Fabio Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout
Cardboard cutout standups are really undervalued as “room flair,” these days. That’s a shame because they are so fun. If you get a strong enough one that’s shaped right, it works really well as a scarf hanger because finding a good…
Toy Truck from Walker Texas Ranger
Man, we loved us some Walker, Texas Ranger in The ‘90s... Everybody did. But did you know? The show had a product placement deal with Chrysler’s Dodge line, which obviously explains why Walker drove that monster of a Dodge Ram (and…
The Fetish (Adult) Coloring Book
See that cover? Yeah, it’s like that. Coloring books are going through a weird transformation right now. The yoga pants, juice cleanse, brunch crowd decided coloring is a healthy and relaxing activity for adults. Who knows? Whatever. It’s brought about…
Old School Cool wall tapestry
Has anyone reading this ever even seen a wall tapestry? Okay, well have you ever seen Freaks & Geeks? A wall tapestry is the kind of thing one of those kids would make sure they put up before having people…
Send Rick Rolls by Mail
We don’t normally like any of the “Send _____ to ____ !!!” products but the thing about this is that we really, really, really like the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Really. It’s great that Rick Rolling became…
“Riding Cowgirl” sex action keychain
Right up there with other classics like the “Time to Fuck” wristwatch and five golden chains buried in an explosion of chest hair, it’s a keychain of people having sex! Recommended for fans of The Shocker keychain. Not just any sex, either.…
Gold Record of the Footloose Soundtrack Autographed by Kenny Loggins
Ah, Footloose! Never before or since has a film so accurately portrayed what life was like for those of us who grew up in a small town where dancing was illegal and we solved conflicts by driving tractors toward one…
Hall and Oates “Rich Girl” long-sleeve t-shirt
It is recommended that you listen to the Callin’ Oates Hotline while reading this post. We love this shirt. We need this shirt. It looks like the “v” in “You’ll Never Learn” is missing. That makes us want the shirt even more.…
Christopher Walken art
Luckily for you, we long ago swore a solemn oath to never attempt a Christopher Walken impersonation and we’re holding ourselves to that promise. Chris Walken’s face is perfect for artwork like this. The moody colors really emphasize the maelstrom…