Wu-Tang Forever Platinum Record Clock
Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! You know what time it is! Wu-Time! In case you don't know, when you make an album that sells a million copies, that's called a platinum album. It's a big deal. Did you know…
Desperate Horse Wives
With a title like that, it doesn't even matter what the book is about. We're thinking about buying fifty copies and discreetly leaving them in the homes of everyone we know just to see how long it takes everyone to…
Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves
All right, don't be a snob. You know you'd watch this, if only to say you watched it. From St. James St. James, the creator of FDR: American Badass (it's on our Netflix queue but we haven't watched it), comes…
Donut Hole Maker
Everything good in life comes from holes, if you think about it. Treasure? Holes. Orgasms? Holes. It's a miracle that donut holes are still called donut holes. Spheres are literally the opposite of holes and it's honestly unfair of us as…
“You’re Screwed” Political Condoms
Just because the whole nation is screwed doesn't mean you can't get screwed, too! Whether the Oval Office is manned by a donkey or dumbo, you've still gotta get yours on a Saturday night. So what's the move? Fire up…
An Incredibly Gaudy Cap
There isn't even anything to say about this. Like, now you know this exists. That's it. You probably didn't know this exists and now you do. We've certainly never seen anything like this, ever. But now we have. You could…
Saved by the Bell “I’m So Excited” shirt
Yo, this shirt might be funny now but back in the day this episode of Saved by the Bell used to be scary as hell. Ask anyone who was around and impressionable and they'll probably tell you they took some…
DJ Kitty Cat Turntable Scratcher
Do you have any idea how much money DJs are making these days? Can you imagine how much money a cat DJ would make?! Set your feline friend up with this turntable scratch pad and she'll be cuttin' up the…
Cupholder Mittens
File this one under #NEEDS, right? It's cold. You're drunk and maybe your hand's a little numb. You drop your beer. It's a tragic tale and one we've all lived a time or two but it's time to put…
Fabio Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout
Cardboard cutout standups are really undervalued as “room flair,” these days. That’s a shame because they are so fun. If you get a strong enough one that’s shaped right, it works really well as a scarf hanger because finding a good…
High-Heeled Scuba Flippers
High-heeled scuba flippers are all the rage in Belgium right now. It seems like learning to walk in them would be pretty awkward but once you get it down the benefits are obvious. Today’s couples don’t want to do the…
Taco Emoji Sweater
Tacos are everything. There once was a time when the world did not have a taco emoji. Can you imagine? For real, ask someone who was there - they’ll tell you. The year was 2015. We had all these emoji.…