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Junk Food Socks

Junk Food Socks

Calling all snack queens! Here we have eight pair of the most deliciously decadent footwear imaginable: women's ankle socks with all-over prints of various foods of varying indulgence! You've got your cookies and ice cream, your pancakes and snack cakes, your…

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Gary Busey Photo with Pre-Printed Autograph

Gary Busey Photo with Pre-Printed Autograph

What could be kitschier than an autographed Gary Busey headshot 8x10? How about a Gary Busey headshot 8x10 that was mass produced with a pre-printed facsimile of his autograph?! Here's how that conversation might go: "Wow, sweet Gary Busey photo!" 'Thanks!'…

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Spring Breakers Essentials

EXCLUSIVE: Spring Breakers Essentials

Spring Break is... Well, it's whenever it is. Different schools do it at different times. Whatever. We pretty much have to do a big Spring Break post, so here it is! If you already had your Spring Break by the…

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Titillating Coloring Book

Titillating Coloring Book

Coloring books are the hot new trend for adults pursuing "mindfulness" in their lives. Most of the books we've seen get talked about are pretty lame, though. Why don't they make coloring books with pictures of the things adults care…

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Fuck Off Sweater

Fuck Off sweater

Fashion meets function! If you had to sum up the Tumblr generation with one equation, you could go with exaggerated cuteness + antisocial irony. Right? Like, "Yes, I spent three hours to look this way and, no, don't you dare…

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Backstage with Beth and Trina Scratch-and-Sniff

Backstage with Beth and Trina Scratch-and-Sniff

Anyone who's ever been backstage at any rock show can testify to how truly horrifying it is that the creators of this book chose to make it a "scratch-and-sniff adventure." That being said, someone needed to document the adventures of…

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Sushi Candy in a Box

Sushi Candy in a Box

Making the decision between having sushi and having candy is always so difficult... Why not have both?! Assuming this isn't one of the first fifty websites you've ever seen, you've probably already figured out that this product comes from Japan, land…

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Gold NES Zelda Cartridge Backpack

Gold NES Zelda Cartridge Backpack

It's not fair that people think adults who carry backpacks everywhere are drug dealers. Look at this backpack! We didn't have anything even close to this awesome when we were kids! It's not right and it's not fair. So, you…

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Unicorn Bandages

Unicorn Bandages

Each box of Enchanted Unicorn Bandages contains 15 large, sterile latex strip bandages. But these aren't your everyday boo-boo bandages! Oh no! These have extra Unicorn Power* and rainbows and sparkly stars! Whether you fell off your skateboard or had…

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T. Rex Pinata

T. Rex Pinata

Ever want to shove a bunch of candy up the backside of a ferocious dinosaur and then beat it with a stick? Of course you have! Who wouldn't want to do that? You know, there's probably a person whose entire…

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Stroopwafels

Stroopwafels

This is everything dessert is supposed to be. The Dutch did a pretty good job of keeping stroopwafels to themselves for a long time but the secret is out! What's a stroopwafel? Well, the word literally means "syrup waffle" and that's basically…

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Phone Ring

Phone Ring

You've got to stop dropping your phone. You know it's a problem, don't even pretend. Every single time it slips out of your hand, time slows down and you know this is the one, this is finally the drop that's…

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