Kinky Cookies Recipe Book
Are cookies kinky now? Is this a thing? How long has this been a thing? Why is "kinky cookies" so fun to say? Try it out - kinky cookies, kinky cookies, kinky cookies.... Anyway, this is a cookbook of cookies…
Make Em Cry tote bag
Opposites attract! No matter how savage a person is, there will always be another person who falls head over heels for 'em. We've all seen it - that's just the way it is! "Treat 'em mean, make 'em cry," is a…
EXCLUSIVE: The Best Drinking Games Ever
There are two categories of drinking game: games you play while casually drinking and games that serve no other purpose than to provide an excuse for getting extremely and embarrassingly drunk. Each type has its place and this gift guide covers the best of…
Song Lyrics Laptop Sleeve
There's a certain type of music fan. They can be a teenager or a senior citizen, male or female, any kind of personality or lifestyle... But there's a certain type of music fan that has to let you know they…
Pink Taco Thong Panties
Hungry for a late night snack? A pink taco satisfies those midnight cravings. And if one isn't enough, feel free to pick up two (or three of four) if you can handle 'em! Pink tacos aren't for everyone but a…
Fake Grass Phone Case
This is the perfect phone case for texters who have a green thumb. First off, this isn't a phone case with a high definition graphic of grass. This is a textured, simulated grass, like you'd find on some sporting fields,…
Back to the Future Monopoly
Playing any game of Monopoly is pretty much taking a trip back in time already, so it makes perfect sense that there's an official Back to the Future version of the classic board game! Check this out, though. It's not…
EXCLUSIVE: Easter Egg-stravaganza
For some people it's the one day of the year you have to go to church. For other people it's just another holiday that someone was stupid enough to decide should be on the weekend and now we don't even…
Lawyer Up Leggings
Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you totally do but what are they? Who even knows? Lawyers know! That's who! drunkMall's policy when it comes to legal proceedings is super simple: LAWYER UP! Slip and fall? Lawyer…
Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets
Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…
Cupcake Flavored Toothpaste
Life is short. Start your day with a bit of dessert! That morning routine just became a little bit sweeter because now you can get cupcake flavored toothpaste! It's like celebrating someone's birthday every time you brush your pearly whites.…
Fake Tampon Flasks
Tired of paying $27 for a drink at Musicfest Bandjam 3000? You aren't alone. Here's the latest in sneaky flask technology: fake tampons! Security checks at concerts and sporting events keep getting more and more thorough, which is fine. But…