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Penishand Oil Painting

Penishand Oil Painting

Congratulations, you've just won the awareness of this painting's existence! Wait, wait - that's not all. Unlike all those masterpieces on display in art museums around the world, this painting is currently available for purchase and can be acquired at a…

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Pokemon Fever Is Back!

EXCLUSIVE: Pokemon Fever Is Back!

Pokemon Go has basically restructured modern society in less than a month. If you think that's an exaggeration then you probably live on a mountain in Wyoming or something. Go literally anywhere with a lot of people and you will see Pokemon…

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50 Assorted Slap Bracelets

50 Assorted Slap Bracelets

Slap bracelets are back, baby! The violently contagious accessory fad of days gone by is still available in so very many different patterns. Here's a grab bag of 50 assorted designs - animal prints, smiley faces, hearts and all sorts…

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ENEMIES Phone Case

Frenemies Phone Case

So no one told you life was gonna be this way? Tough shit, get used to it. You know how they say high school is practice for the real world? Right, okay. So now you know how high school was…

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Comfort Eating with Nick Cave

Comfort Eating with Nick Cave

Whatever the cross-section of vegans and Nick Cave fans is, this cookbook is bound to be a smash hit with them! It may seem stranger than kindness but who wouldn't want to travel from her to eternity with recipes for…

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Octopus Ring

Octopus Ring

Careful of this ring. Once it gets a good grip on your finger, it might not ever let go! Okay, okay. It's not a real octopus and you're in no danger of losing a finger to it. But it is…

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Melting Clock

Melting Clock

No, you didn't get dosed with LSD earlier tonight. This just happens to be a super psychedelic, tripped out clock! Fans of surrealism and Salvador Dalí, heads up. Those melting clocks have made it out of the paintings and into…

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Millennial Falcon Mug

Millennial Falcon Mug

If Han Solo had been born in the year 1995, you know he'd be a fuckboy right now. Hanging out in a brightly colored snapback with non-prescription eyeglasses, spending cash he earned smuggling counterfeit iPhones on $2 cans of Tecate…

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Wooden Spoon Rest

Wooden Spoon Rest

Keep it clean in the kitchen with a classy little spoon rest! Cooking at home is actually fun but a lot of people don't do it because it just feels like making a big mess that has to be dealt…

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Pepe Pin

Pepe Pin

It's Pepe! That's right, boys and girls - Pepe the Frog! You know and love Pepe from such alternative online communities as reddit, the homepage of the elite hacker 4chan and, of course, imgur! It's possible you've seen Pepe on normie…

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What Would Dolly Do Shirt

What Would Dolly Do Shirt

Dolly Parton is an American treasure. She's incredibly talented, funny, smart and beautiful. Not only that but her personality is just the best. You'd have to dig really deep to find anyone with an unkind word to say about Dolly…

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Pros and Cons Notepad

Pros and Cons Notepad

Okay, this is actually a wonderfully useful invention. The PROS of sitting down and writing out a list of all possible positives and negatives to any course of action are well documented. We've all read the self-help articles and watched…

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