Mermaid Socks
Fancy yourself a bit of a mermaid but aren't ready to take that last step into a full-on tail? These socks have you covered! Separately (or while wearing shoes) the print looks like a pinkish, orangey socks with an unusual pattern…
Hannibal Cookbook
There's almost definitely something wrong with you if the show Hannibal makes you hungry. On the other hand, the show does have a subtle sense of dark humor running through it and the idea of a cookbook based on recipes the…
Tea Making Alarm Clock
Save time and energy at the start of your day with this combination tea maker and alarm clock! It actually makes the tea for you automatically! Ready for the best part? Okay, the machine boils water and dispenses it into the…
Party Game for Pun Lovers
Who doesn't love a good pun?! Hopefully you do because most dads in America hit the buy button as soon as they read the title of this post and it's only a matter of time before you're over at someone's…
Santa Hat with Hidden Flask
Now that's Christmas spirits! Everyone remembers that Santa's Stocking flask that went viral last year, sold out everywhere and then you couldn't get it for less than $80 anywhere online, right? Okay, well this hat could be this year's that.…
Nope Cat Blanket
Nope is not just an attitude or meme or sassy reaction. It's a way of life. Nope is the answer. What's the question? Everything. Nope is, "If anyone needs me, I'll be under this blanket with huge cat on it."…
iRoller Screen Cleaner
How gross is your phone screen right now? You know what, don't answer that. We've all got the same issues. Everyone's phone screen is smudged to oblivion, we get it. It's only to be expected, since the entire purpose of…
Crime Scene Scarf
No one can say they weren't warned when you're wearing this scarf the looks like yellow crime scene tape! There's probably some half-smart Marilyn Monroe or Jack Kerouac quote we could use here but everyone knows that crazy people are…
Spock Koozie
Set phasers to fun! Sitting around the house, strolling around your favorite convention, even cruising at warp speed through the final frontiers of space - enjoy your favorite adult or non-adult canned beverages in stylish koozie paying tribute to Mr. Spock of…
Nightmare Before Christmas Cardigan
Stay warm out there, Halloween Town! Take a classic Fair Isle style cardigan, give it The Nightmare Before Christmas treatment and you get this magnificent black and white sweater that's perfect for fall! The Nightmare Before Christmas sweater features suitable…
Future Shades Party Glasses
Party like a cyborg from the 1980s version of the future with some outrageously versatile LED shades! These differ from a lot of the light-up gear previously posted on drunkMall in two ways. One, the quality of LEDs is much higher,…
Pillow Rocks
Comfortable head rests that resemble the literal definition of discomfort: rocks! For fans of geology, volcanoes and they even kinda look like moon rocks a little bit so also outer space probably, it's stone pillows! Don't worry, they're soft. They…